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ALISSA SIMON Movie Reviews

84 reviews, averaging 64.3% positive
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1. 05/18/11 Good (Not Great) "Tickling the funny bone but never tapping the emotions... genial and at times genuinely inventive..."
2. 01/23/13 Poor "...this all-around misfire saddles a miscast group of name thesps with some strikingly awful costume design... so vapid and cliched, and the casting so terrible..."
3. 09/17/12 Good "...engaging.... the footage of the women together and apart, in the spotlight and behind closed doors, gives a far better sense of the sisters as sisters..."
4. 08/29/08 Good "...frequently plays like an extended Fashion Channel segment crossed with 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'... contains a few intriguing peeks into Valentino's atelier."
5.

Unmistaken Child

Daily Variety
12/17/08 Excellent "Ever wonder how reincarnations of deceased Buddhist masters are found and recognized?... a fascinating insider's perspective..."
6.

Under Our Skin

Daily Variety
05/02/08 Very Good "Well-researched... reveals a controversial connection between conventional protocols, private patents, managed care and insurance companies..."
7.

Udaan

Daily Variety
05/24/10 Weak "Earnest, predictable, conventionally crafted... brings nothing new to the coming-of-age genre... Needlessly drawing out every dramatic situation and shamelessly milking every sentiment, tyro helmer Vikramaditya Motwane overwhelms the pic's few truly touching moments."
8.

Tulpan

Daily Variety
06/10/08 Outstanding "...provides quietly sensational drama... offers fascinating ethnographic detail, gentle humor and spectacular cinematography."
9.

The Trotsky

Daily Variety
09/21/09 Fair "...cartoonish and cerebral, and studded with in-jokes referencing multicultural life in 'la belle ville' and classic cinema, the colorful pic stretches its premise a bit thin over nearly two hours."
10. 02/18/08 Excellent "Beautifully crafted, often sentimental, sometimes humorous pic may feel dramatically thin to some..."
11. 02/15/10 Weak "...muted, austere, non-psychological... With no emotional or stylistic hooks, there's not much compelling viewers to engage with what's happening onscreen."
12. 02/09/09 Weak "Cardboard characters and severe problems of tone fatally flaw the awkward satirical relationship drama... feels as schizophrenic as its eponymous heroine."
13.

The Objective

Daily Variety
05/05/08 Poor "With a low-budget look, cliched dialogue, a stale plot and so-so acting, this supernatural thriller is unlikely to achieve the phenomenal success of its fabled predecessor.... The lame script is full of military lingo and banal platitudes..."
14. 02/16/10 Moderate "...the indirect storytelling allows different readings: Some may find it a political statement of sorts, while others dismiss it as irritatingly obscure and uninvolving."
15. 09/20/10 Fair "...there are moments when leads Zach Braff and Isabelle Blais just about pull off the implausible... suffers from major problems of tone as well as stilted camerawork and editing."
16.

The Girl (Flickan)

Daily Variety
02/19/09 Excellent "...a haunting, poetic portrait of childhood solitude... Edfeldt elicits subtle performances from his adult supporting characters... The child thesps, too, are remarkably natural and nuanced..."
17.

The Family Tree

Daily Variety
06/21/10 Poor "An interesting premise and a good cast are wasted.... suffers from severe problems of tone, a surfeit of undeveloped plot points and characters, and bland direction."
18.

The Country Teacher

Daily Variety
09/11/08 Excellent "...a beautifully crafted bittersweet dramedy from Czech writer-helmer Bohdan Slama... As he proved in previous work, Slama is a master at depicting yearning."
19. 05/31/12 Outstanding "...gripping.... breathtaking.... impressively researched.... pulls viewers deeply into the case and allows them to draw their own conclusions..."
20.

Teza

Daily Variety
09/02/08 Good (Not Great) "...overlong and sometimes choked with political didacticism... ultimately rewards the viewer's patience with a potent sense of Ethiopian history and culture."

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