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ALISSA SIMON Movie Reviews

84 reviews, averaging 64.3% positive
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California Dreamin'

Daily Variety
05/29/07 Very Good "Deftly juggling a number of story strands that intersect in ways that accumulate meaning... provides a damning portrait of a Romania where corruption is endemic and officials thrive by avoiding responsibility."
2.

Cargo 200

Daily Variety
08/30/07 Very Good "Disturbing, gleefully black comedy... doesn't capture the popular mood of Russia the way 'War' and director Alexei Balabanov's 'Brother' films did, though it definitely has something to say about the country."
3. 02/11/08 Weak "Dennis Lee's semi-autobiographical script fails to sustain any tone convincingly. Dialogue lacks wit, relying overmuch on vernacular and the F-word."
4. 02/18/08 Excellent "Beautifully crafted, often sentimental, sometimes humorous pic may feel dramatically thin to some..."
5.

Revanche

Daily Variety
02/25/08 Outstanding "All actors turn in fine, naturalistic perfs, but it would be remiss not to remark on 83-year-old Hannes Thanheiser's profoundly moving turn as the grandfather."
6. 03/10/08 Good "...offers a record of the 'alarming energy' of the ensemble's early perfs, as well as a cursory sketch of its progress from underground legend to international phenomenon."
7.

Under Our Skin

Daily Variety
05/02/08 Very Good "Well-researched... reveals a controversial connection between conventional protocols, private patents, managed care and insurance companies..."
8.

Bart Got a Room

Daily Variety
05/05/08 Very Good "...a light, funny coming-of-ager set in the endearingly un-hip retirement community of Hollywood, Fla.... PG-level innuendo is engaging and suitable for family viewing."
9.

The Objective

Daily Variety
05/05/08 Poor "With a low-budget look, cliched dialogue, a stale plot and so-so acting, this supernatural thriller is unlikely to achieve the phenomenal success of its fabled predecessor.... The lame script is full of military lingo and banal platitudes..."
10.

Gotta Dance

Daily Variety
05/06/08 Good "Heartwarming and full of self-deprecating humor... Although some members are more charismatic than others, all their stories are inspiring and they share a love of dance..."
11.

Ramchand Pakistani

Daily Variety
05/06/08 Fair "Although director Mehreen Jabbar's feature debut boasts numerous assets, including beautiful cinematography, a splendid score and a compelling, near-wordless perf from gifted Indian actress Nandita Das... these fail to compensate for problems of tone."
12.

O'Horten

Daily Variety
06/10/08 Good "Although liberally sprinkled with moments of delightful, surreal comedy, Hamer's loosely structured screenplay is also laden with melancholy."
13.

Tulpan

Daily Variety
06/10/08 Outstanding "...provides quietly sensational drama... offers fascinating ethnographic detail, gentle humor and spectacular cinematography."
14. 07/10/08 Outstanding "...the smart, tightly constructed script by director Henrik Ruben Genz and Dunja Gry Jensen cleverly defies expectations as it knowingly toys with genre conventions."
15. 08/29/08 Good "...frequently plays like an extended Fashion Channel segment crossed with 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'... contains a few intriguing peeks into Valentino's atelier."
16.

Teza

Daily Variety
09/02/08 Good (Not Great) "...overlong and sometimes choked with political didacticism... ultimately rewards the viewer's patience with a potent sense of Ethiopian history and culture."
17. 09/10/08 Moderate "...smoothly crafted but not particularly fresh... While strong perfs by Karoline Herfurth ('Perfume: The Story of a Murderer') and especially Josef Bierbichler ('Winter Journey') create plausible characters and an intense mood, they can't make the plot feel less stale."
18.

The Country Teacher

Daily Variety
09/11/08 Excellent "...a beautifully crafted bittersweet dramedy from Czech writer-helmer Bohdan Slama... As he proved in previous work, Slama is a master at depicting yearning."
19. 09/15/08 Fair "Ambitious but ungainly... cuts away from storylines just before they peak... odd editing/structural choices never let the pic build up a satisfying head of steam."
20. 09/16/08 Outstanding "...the best and most accessible work yet from Palestinian writer-director Rashid Masharawi ('Waiting,' 'Curfew').... a briskly paced gem... finely tooled irony."

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