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ANDREW BARKER Movie Reviews

111 reviews, averaging 48.6% positive
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21.

Wrath of the Titans

Daily Variety
03/28/12 Good (Not Great) "...the plotting is ruthlessly streamlined and efficient, leaving little room for ponderous sermonizing or leaden comic relief as the pic zips from one ordeal to the next..."
22. 03/21/12 Good (Not Great) "Whatever the film's failings, its central message is a fine one, and though it's a resolutely paint-by-numbers affair, it never really professes to be otherwise."
23. 01/27/12 Poor "Shrill, unfocused and irregularly attempting a deep New Jersey accent that seems destined for lasting infamy, Heigl acts with an almost standoffish lack of conviction."
24. 12/06/11 Weak "...aggressively agreeable mini-stories spliced together and spit out with lawnmower-style eloquence... The effect is like being crushed under an avalanche of throw pillows."
25. 11/10/11 Poor "...the pic's general stupidity, careless direction and reliance on a single-joke premise that was never really funny to begin with are only the most obvious of its problems."
26. 10/05/11 Good "...it's Hart's gimlet-eyed take on his own rather unfunny troubles -- a drug-addict father, a recently deceased mother, a divorce -- that mark him as a funnyman worthy of attention."
27.

Abduction (2011)

Daily Variety
09/22/11 Weak "...a haggardly slapdash 'Bourne Identity' knockoff, never rising above the level of basic competence."
28.

Dolphin Tale

Daily Variety
09/18/11 Good "...a surprisingly solid, earnest family pic, based very loosely on the story of Winter, the first dolphin to be successfully fitted with a prosthetic tail."
29.

Straw Dogs (2011)

Daily Variety
09/13/11 Weak "...a film with few notions of its own... it becomes merely an abrasive potboiler, still viscerally unpleasant but no longer meaningfully so."
30. 09/10/11 Poor "...one of the most astonishingly unfunny films of this or any other year.... applies a brain-dead kidpic mentality to hard-R subject matter."
31. 08/29/11 Moderate "...a pleasantly passable Christian sports parable delivered as a sort of Texan golfer's version of 'The Karate Kid.' "
32. 08/19/11 Poor "...assembled with minimal imagination or effort.... various action setpieces simply come and go, without much in the way of mounting tension or coherent throughlines..."
33.

L!fe Happens (2012)

Daily Variety
06/20/11 Moderate "...can't help but play like a poorer cousin to 'Bridesmaids,' with its smattering of femme-centric gross-out humor melding into its scenester single-mother storyline..."
34. 05/23/11 Weak "...the rote professionalism on display verges on cynicism, and despite some occasional sparks, this ranks as a considerable disappointment."
35. 05/12/11 Good (Not Great) "...almost brings to mind Umberto Eco's famous description of 'Casablanca' as a hundred different cliches celebrating a reunion."
36.

The Big Bang (2011)

Daily Variety
05/10/11 Weak "...a borderline unintelligible, scattershot attempt... certainly the only film in theaters that features Snoop Dogg comparing himself to Alfred Hitchcock."
37.

African Cats

Daily Variety
04/18/11 Excellent "Astounding wildlife footage is given a kid-friendly narrative hook, but never overly cuddlified... a remarkably cohesive piece of work."
38. 04/13/11 Weak "Offering a fitfully funny sitcom plot clumsily stretched to 90 minutes, then goosed with increasingly tiresome doses of smuttiness and political incorrectness..."
39. 04/04/11 Outstanding "Expertly applying a microcosmic perspective to an enormous issue... a heartbreakingly lived-in portrait of three Afghanistan-bound soldiers from the same tiny Michigan town."
40.

Detention (2012)

Daily Variety
04/01/11 Weak "...seems to expect its audience to actually keep track of its poorly balanced blitz of subplots.... The average viewer can only chuckle uncomprehendingly for so long."

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