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BILGE EBIRI Movie Reviews

105 reviews, averaging 51.4% positive
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1. 11/05/11 Very Good "...a perfectly calibrated Christmas cheer machine designed to prove the awesomeness of friends, family, and drugs."
2.

Immortals

New York Magazine
11/12/11 Moderate "...veers between the genuinely striking and the strikingly generic."
3.

The Muppets (2011)

New York Magazine
11/23/11 Good "It may not entirely work as a movie, but it shines as a piece of touching pop nostalgia.... don't be surprised if the grown-ups find themselves inspired to sing along..."
4.

Rampart (2011)

New York Magazine
11/30/11 Very Good "...keeps threatening to spin out of control; don't look for easy resolutions or clear narrative lines... Harrelson is a force of nature here, and watching him takes your breath away."
5.

Sleeping Beauty (2011)

New York Magazine
12/05/11 Fair "...the stilted acting, the antiseptic settings, the painstaking compositions... struggles to say something relevant -- which is sad, because it clearly wants to say so much."
6.

Outrage (Autoreiji)

New York Magazine
12/05/11 Good "Perhaps, after all the idiosyncratic soul he's brought to his gangster movies over the years, Kitano has finally decided to give the audience the purest form... it's a purge."
7.

The Sitter (2011)

New York Magazine
12/09/11 Good (Not Great) "...this is one confused movie. But it's not an altogether unsuccessful one."
8.

Contraband (2012)

New York Magazine
01/16/12 Very Good "...that rare Hollywood genre film that earns its intensity rather than forcing it upon you.... an atmospheric, effectively nasty, quietly tense little action flick..."
9.

Red Tails

New York Magazine
01/19/12 Weak "...feels so devoid of life or edge, eager to please and fearful of offense.... It's history as a boy's adventure, which makes it doubly strange that Lucas would mess this up."
10.

Underworld Awakening

New York Magazine
01/20/12 Moderate "The series has opted to go in a more 'Resident Evil direction': less heavy-handed mythology, more heads exploding."
11.

One for the Money (2012)

New York Magazine
01/30/12 Poor "...it feels slipshod and disjointed, almost as if scenes have been placed out of order."
12.

Chronicle (2012)

New York Magazine
02/03/12 Very Good "...maintains a kind of austere, provincial integrity. In the end, it's just a movie about the joys and dangers of finally having some power over our fate."
13.

Big Miracle

New York Magazine
02/06/12 Fair "...the film bulldozes any genuine nuance or insight or even emotion in exchange for ready-made plot points and by-the-numbers catharsis."
14.

The Vow (2012)

New York Magazine
02/13/12 Fair "...something feels a little off, conceptually... the imbalance of emotional temperatures at the film's heart feels fatal for something so dependent on chemistry."
15. 02/13/12 Good (Not Great) "...sometimes fun, though never enough to mask the movie's breathtaking lack of imagination.... the movie does have its moments."
16. 02/20/12 Moderate "No movie that casts Ciarán Hinds as The Devil can be all bad... wants to wow us with its unrestrained, hyper-stylized, WTF-ness... way too disposable for its own good."
17.

Thin Ice (2012)

New York Magazine
02/20/12 Fair "...a vaguely comic pseudo-thriller... decidedly naturalistic.... tries to play everything straight... It wants to fool us, but it doesn't want to give us anything in return."
18.

Tyler Perry's Good Deeds

New York Magazine
02/26/12 Fair "...a step back from Perry's earlier boisterous and wildly melodramatic work, but he doesn't exactly replace it with anything.... you actually miss the crazy side of Perry."
19.

Act of Valor

New York Magazine
02/26/12 Moderate "As a no-holds-barred recruiting video, 'Act of Valor' kicks all sorts of ass. As an actual movie, however, it barely coheres."
20.

Gone (2012)

New York Magazine
02/27/12 Poor "...it's always tough to spend most of a movie wondering whether the characters are morons and/or lunatics... played mostly straight, it comes off as ludicrous and lame."

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