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Chris Nashawaty
14 reviews, averaging 55.4% positive

 

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1.
The Trouble with Bliss
Entertainment Weekly
03/30/12 Moderate "You can't blame Michael C. Hall for wanting to squeeze in a movie during his 'Dexter' hiatus.... the aimless comedy is full of offbeat characters, but has surprisingly little on its mind."
2.
L!fe Happens (2012)
Entertainment Weekly
03/28/12 Good "...a mildly amusing indie that's neither as funny nor as poignant as it wants to be.... It's a trifle, but at least it doesn't star Katherine Heigl."
3.
Act of Valor
Entertainment Weekly
03/02/12 Good "...attacking with ninja stealth, jumping out of airplanes, and tracking down terrorists doesn't leave much time for acting lessons.... The plot is video-game simple..."
4. 11/26/10 Very Good "Burroughs' life off the page was as fascinating as the scatological doom poetry in his masterpiece 'Naked Lunch'.... a well-made but overly idolizing doc."
5.
Case 39
Entertainment Weekly
10/02/10 Poor "Oh boy, where to begin? ...even if you've never sat through 'The Omen' or 'The Bad Seed' or 'Orphan' or 'Joshua,' you've seen this hackneyed, hell-spawn hooey before."
6.
Centurion
Entertainment Weekly
08/27/10 Very Good "...when it comes to crunchy impalings and messy arterial geysers, director Neil Marshall's a maestro."
7.
Lottery Ticket (2010)
Entertainment Weekly
08/27/10 Good "...a frenetic, family-friendly riff on the 'Friday' formula... If 'Lottery Ticket' had as much conviction as laughs, it could have hit the jackpot."
8.
Predators (2010)
Entertainment Weekly
07/12/10 Fair "...an entirely unnecessary new installment in the sci-fi splatter cycle... These aren't characters, they're cardboard clichés lining up for the body count.... an uninspired mess of mediocre action scenes strung together until the final reel."
9.
Saint John of Las Vegas
Entertainment Weekly
01/29/10 Poor "...excruciatingly awful... a shaggy road movie to nowhere.... Sound painful? You didn't have to sit through it, pal."
10.
Ninja Assassin
Entertainment Weekly
11/27/09 Very Good "...a slick slice of martial-arts mayhem... awash in blood. It spurts and sprays in geysers.... let's be honest, killing is this film's business and business is good."
11.
Splinterheads
Entertainment Weekly
11/06/09 Good "If good intentions mattered, writer-director Brant Sersen's small-town indie about an awkward Seth Meyers look-alike (Thomas Middleditch) falling for a cool, tattooed carny girl (Rachael Taylor) would get an A.... [but] the film never rises above mildly amusing."
12. 09/18/09 Good "...goes down easy enough at first. But even at a svelte 81 minutes, this meal drags on too long (you'll be crying 'Basta!' by the time it's raining pasta)."
13.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Entertainment Weekly
08/07/09 Poor "Don't go expecting an escapist night at the movies; go expecting to be cudgeled into numb, drooling."
14.
Not Easily Broken
Entertainment Weekly
01/16/09 Very Good "...a churchy dramedy about a young African-American couple... Laughter through tears is director Bill Duke's M.O., and he hits the bull's-eye of that modest target."

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