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11/05/09 |
Poor |
 "...awful, preposterous... as empty as the heroines' heads in Diaz's 'Charlie's Angels' flicks.... wallows through superficial soul-searching and sermonizing..." |
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04/25/13 |
Weak |
 "All but the faintest flashes of humanity and pathos are flattened by the cinematic cyclone that is Michael Bay. He drowns the film in gimmick and style..." |
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10/18/12 |
Weak |
 "...a movie built on bad ideas... Tyler Perry has little allure... the standard-issue cop-vs.-serial-killer story presents Cross as more of a dopey psycho-babbler..." |
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10/04/12 |
Weak |
 "...a mix of third-rate action, dreary family melodrama, laughable bad guys and even more laughable plot devices... a quick, crappy replay of the original..." |
| 5. |
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06/14/12 |
Weak |
 "...vomit jokes, strip-club routines, fecal humor, and gags about masturbation... In short, we get Sandler, doing what he always does..." |
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04/26/12 |
Weak |
 "...the worst Statham movie since the last Statham movie, carrying on the bargain-budget action star's tradition of building a body of work out of, well, dead bodies." |
| 7. |
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04/24/12 |
Weak |
 "...an unimaginative mess whose superficial appropriations of Poe's devilish yarns are deeply unworthy of the author.... offers up one of the dullest mass murderers ever." |
| 8. |
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03/09/12 |
Weak |
 "...a thin, pointless idea with dumb slapstick and pratfalls and a lot of wordless mugging by Murphy, who proves he can be just as insufferable when he's not talking..." |
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02/09/12 |
Weak |
 "...the presence of actors as good as Caine and Guzman only highlights how dreadful and dumb the banter is... If only the movie had the hint of a brain." |
| 10. |
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02/03/12 |
Weak |
 "...poorly conceived, awkwardly orchestrated... The images have the sheen of a really grand music video or perfume commercial, and the movie has about as much insight." |
| 11. |
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12/08/11 |
Weak |
 "...other than Jonah Hill's admirable work ethic trying to squeeze laughs out of this dismally underdeveloped scenario, 'The Sitter' has nothing going for it." |
| 12. |
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10/06/11 |
Weak |
 "...dresses up a bad idea -- robots boxing -- with all the computer effects and heavy-metal action that Hollywood can buy.... horribly predictable..." |
| 13. |
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09/29/11 |
Weak |
 "...one-note... about a woman's sudden fixation that she's slept around too much and that one of those former partners must have been her perfect mate." |
| 14. |
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07/07/11 |
Weak |
 "...as dumb as they come, the movie that finally allows Adam Sandler to lend annoying voice to a Capuchin monkey as it talks incessantly about flinging poop around." |
| 15. |
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06/28/11 |
Weak |
 "...wearisome... it all flies by in such frenzy that it remains a challenge to figure out who's who, which robot is which, and what machines you should be rooting for." |
| 16. |
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02/10/11 |
Weak |
 "...idiotic... stuffed with unpleasant narcissists saying and doing the stupidest, often cruelest things in hope of cheap laughs." |
| 17. |
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12/23/10 |
Weak |
 "...the movie sullies a piece of literature that has endured for nearly 300 years for the sake of a cheap kiddie flick that'll be forgotten in a month." |
| 18. |
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12/21/10 |
Weak |
 "...tasteless trash, filled with abysmally unfunny gags involving vomit, enemas, erectile dysfunction and the like..." |
| 19. |
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07/29/10 |
Weak |
 "...a bore, despite a somewhat clever twist -- somewhat because it momentarily jolts the story out of the doldrums before the movie settles back to sleep." |
| 20. |
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06/17/10 |
Weak |
 "...so short, and so bad, you cringe at the thought of how awful whatever ended up on the cutting-room floor must be." |
