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07/07/11 |
Poor |
"...no matter how many adorable animals you add into 'Zookeeper's' crazy mix, you're in for one very bad experience." |
| 2. |
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04/04/12 |
Weak |
"Perseus married Andromeda, not Io, they had nine children where one was name Heleus not Helius and the Minotaur was actually slain by Theseus, not Perseus." |
| 3. |
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11/11/10 |
Good (Not Great) |
"...a nonstop thrill ride and a satisfying payoff in the end." |
| 4. |
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04/25/12 |
Excellent |
"...a unique blend of interesting funny story, great performances and genuinely heartfelt beats... a standout amongst today's romantic comedies." |
| 5. |
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07/27/12 |
Weak |
"There's so many moments where the actors are just improvising, making more dick jokes than any movie should... the below-the-belt yuks just don't let up." |
| 6. |
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12/10/10 |
Weak |
"...cat and mouse film regrettably feels more like a stripped down version of the worst Bond film, without the 007. In other words, a pompous bore." |
| 7. |
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04/21/10 |
Weak |
"...thumbs up for delivering a satisfying mashup of explosive action and light-hearted fun, but hands down, it sorely lacks the glue to sensibly hold the whole thing together." |
| 8. |
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01/17/13 |
Poor |
"...brimmed with Schwarzenegger's token one-liners, explosive car chases, gunplay, and fist fights.... a simple, weak bore of a film." |
| 9. |
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06/10/10 |
Excellent |
"Jackie Chan goes above and beyond to deliver surprisingly compassionate and powerful acting akin to his predecessor in the same role." |
| 10. |
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04/14/10 |
Weak |
"It's unclear whether 'The Joneses' is an attempt at dark comedy or ambitious social drama." |
| 11. |
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03/25/11 |
Poor |
"...a stylish, but troubled mash of plot and subplots, innuendo and metaphor." |
| 12. |
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12/16/11 |
Weak |
"...gives very little exploration into the man to make us care aside from his ability to constantly confound his nemesis. Ultimately you just go, who cares?" |
| 13. |
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07/28/10 |
Good (Not Great) |
"...chock full of bold action and often predictable twists that envelope the cast of characters in this exciting chess game between superpowers." |
| 14. |
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04/26/12 |
Weak |
"There's no tricks, no subterfuge and no heat, just Statham doing what he does best - issuing his unique style of on-the-go justice to whomever the villain du jour may be." |
| 15. |
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06/14/12 |
Weak |
"What tries to build as a high energy musical tribute to the phenom blip of '80s hair bands, slowly turns into a sappy, off kilter comedy that falls flat." |
| 16. |
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03/19/10 |
Weak |
"...gets bogged down with the emotionally charged drivel from Law's bad-guy-gone-good Remy and his and Jake's awkward co-dependency." |
| 17. |
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11/21/12 |
Poor |
"...uninspired.... The theme of the American spirit gets drowned in syrupy character conflicts between brothers, love interests and loss." |
| 18. |
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10/06/11 |
Weak |
"...a sappy family-oriented plot, a phoned-in performance from Jackman, and a couple of unnecessary story stalls that could have been easily omitted..." |
| 19. |
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03/07/12 |
Good (Not Great) |
"Mindless and oddly rich in buddy bonding moments... worth seeing." |
| 20. |
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05/10/13 |
Good (Not Great) |
"...looks, sounds and feels like a carbon copy of -- or better yet, a black version of -- 'Meet the Parents,' which in my opinion is an issue." |