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ERIC HYNES Movie Reviews

68 reviews, averaging 50.0% positive
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1. 04/04/13 Good "Desperate for peace, quiet, and inspiration, celebrated painter Lars Olafssen accepts an artist-in-residence post at a small, snowbound Canadian art school."
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Alex Cross

LA Weekly
10/25/12 Poor "Now a master of the smugly inept line reading, Ed Burns is the key to appreciating the film as an unintentional but thoroughgoing parody of itself."
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Alex Cross

Village Voice
10/24/12 Poor "...a strong candidate for dumbest film of the year... there's not a moment that doesn't function splendidly as comedy.... Tyler Perry must have felt right at home."
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Avé

Village Voice
10/03/12 Good "Outside of a final shot that's more poetically convenient than emotionally convincing, the film follows a progression that feels intimate even as it mimics things iconic."
5. 06/28/12 Very Good "The closest the film gets to a thesis is this shoulder-shrug torpedo: 'People do things like that without knowing why.' "
6. 06/27/12 Very Good "...powered on pure momentum, gallows humor, and slyly ambiguous misanthropy... filleting and exalting its characters, cheating and rewarding its breathless audience."
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Stella Days

Village Voice
06/20/12 Good "Thanks to its understated elegance and surpassing central performance, this modest, too-eagerly schematic period drama is more engrossing than it has a right to be."
8. 06/07/12 Good (Not Great) "...there's a torrent of jet packs, screaming lights, infinitely elasticized creatures, pyrotechnical bombast, and Katy Perry's 'Firework.' Big rush, empty calories."
9. 06/07/12 Poor "...anyone willing to pay a fortune in music-licensing fees and shamelessly ape everything from 'Goodfellas' to 'Boogie Nights' can turn his life's story into a Hollywood cliché."
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6 Month Rule

LA Weekly
06/07/12 Fair "Tyler's titular rule that any woman can be gotten over in six months' time is duly challenged... the film capitulates to the rules of its chosen genre."
11. 06/07/12 Fair "What could be hotter than a bed-hopping bodice-ripper in which the movie hunk of the moment plows through three of the sexiest actresses of the 1990s? Most everything..."
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Bel Ami (2012)

Village Voice
06/06/12 Fair "...tepid... Not helping matters is the vacant Pattinson... it's the ladies who are worth tracking here, from Ricci's understated sensuality to Thomas's fragile angularity."
13. 06/06/12 Good (Not Great) "Like a big-screen Big Gulp, this third installment of the billion-dollar animated franchise contains as much cinematic confection as an 85-minute movie can bear."
14. 05/31/12 Moderate "...evokes the workmanlike solemnity of Hemingway's Nick Adams stories.... the performers deftly undersell the script's corniest pretensions."
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6 Month Rule

Village Voice
05/30/12 Fair "...serviceable... despite its low budget and even lower star-wattage it's quite analogous to big-studio product... it's a formula for irrelevancy pretty much as a rule."
16. 05/30/12 Moderate "...the film stays afloat, if barely... Josh Lucas's quiet charisma -- and Newman-esque blues -- anchor the film in unutterable but unmistakable feeling."
17. 05/23/12 Very Good "Writer-director Kinji Fukasaku's genius is finding the overlap between teenage dreams and nightmares, between the intensity of first love and the terror of extinction."
18. 05/17/12 Poor "...ends with the beginning of a new life, whereas the movie leaves you hoping for a swift end to your own."
19. 05/16/12 Poor "...insists that pleasure ends when parenting begins, yet also that the parenting life is the only one worth living. God forbid there could be something in between."
20. 05/16/12 Very Good "Barbara Romaner exhibits marvelous range, serving as the story's quietly percolating conscience as well as its wild, gregarious, rolling-under-the-piano life force."

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