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ETHAN GILSDORF Movie Reviews

29 reviews, averaging 47.1% positive
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The ABCs of Death

Boston Globe
03/08/13 Moderate "Do your tastes delve into the sick, ultra-violent, and disturbing? Then you may find this anthology of about two dozen short films inventive and funny."
2. 03/04/13 Moderate "...abandons its half-intelligent, tender exploration of Nell's vulnerability and desirability. We end in flames, flies, and rock 'n' roll."
3.

Dark Skies (2013)

Boston Globe
02/25/13 Very Good "...smart... the sound design, distorting wind chimes with radio static, keeps the tone destabilizing.... The director has the courage not to end on a happy note."
4. 10/27/12 Weak "...quickly devolves into a smorgasbord of sutured faces and blades poking the viewer in the eye. The effects drip and drown the action..."
5.

V/H/S

Boston Globe
10/05/12 Moderate "Each of the shorts must ramp up its own suspense machine in a mere 20 minutes... en masse, it can't generate the necessary suspense to truly get under your skin."
6. 06/15/12 Weak "We've seen this sweet doofus before, in everything from 'Billy Madison' to 'Happy Gilmore'.... relies on caricatures, rather than characters, to make you laugh."
7.

Intruders (2012)

Boston Globe
03/30/12 Moderate "The film's point of view - and, the screenwriters' point - meanders.... its muddled, overambitious story leaves us unsatisfied - you might even say hollow."
8.

The FP (2012)

Boston Globe
03/16/12 Poor "...neither obliviously dreadful enough to be 'so bad it's good,' nor intentionally tongue-in-cheek enough to be funny."
9. 03/02/12 Good (Not Great) "...a celebration of bad taste.... See it in the right sick frame of mind, and this can be shockingly and terribly hilarious. Or not."
10.

Puncture (2011)

Boston Globe
10/24/11 Moderate "...a story of how corporate interests collude against the common good.... you might ask if the facts of the case might have made a better documentary, not a drama."
11. 10/03/11 Poor "...newcomer Brendan Moriarty is fairly clueless as a director.... micro-budgeted 'The Killing Fields' disappoints on almost every level, failing to win our hearts or our minds. But it does win some giggles."
12.

Creature (2011)

Boston Globe
09/10/11 Poor "All this would be gator-jerky-chomping, tongue-in-cheek fun, if the writers had any clue where their cheeks were located."
13. 08/26/11 Moderate "...it's really a rom-com, and thus depends on sparks flying between the two lovers.... But the touches of magical realism begin to feel gimmicky."
14.

Stake Land

Boston Globe
06/17/11 Very Good "...one of the genre's smartest entries in years. As in 'The Road,' our hope hinges on the survival of this makeshift family."
15.

YellowBrickRoad

Boston Globe
06/10/11 Moderate "Writer-directors Jesse Holland and Andy Mitton should be applauded for their restraint. But their subtle touch is nearly obliterated by an M. Night Shyamalan-a-ding-dong twist at the end that would elicit groans at a student-film screening."
16. 04/22/11 Moderate "The moment Spurlock decided to make 'The Greatest Movie Ever Sold,' he checked any artistic integrity at the door and began his tumble from any moral high ground."
17.

Insidious (2011)

Boston Globe
04/01/11 Weak "...runs fully off the rails when the filmmakers go logical and some of the strange gets explained away as a double shot of demonic possession and astral projection."
18. 03/04/11 Moderate "...will probably please those who ate up the hugely profitable TV series... But the uninitiated probably can't advance beyond plot gobbledygook..."
19.

Bhutto

Boston Globe
12/17/10 Very Good "...footage of her fiery speeches keeps her passion and promise alive.... At one point, Bhutto says she wants to avenge her father's death. 'Bhutto'' proves she did."
20.

Do It Again

Boston Globe
12/10/10 Very Good "...blending various grades of footage -- archival, fresh, and staged interviews -- the filmmakers inject a likable and genuine guerilla rawness.... delivers a surprising payoff, pleasing not only Kinks fans, but all rock fans."

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