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ETHAN GILSDORF Movie Reviews

29 reviews, averaging 47.1% positive
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1. 01/17/09 Weak "Lussier stages his movie not so much around nail-biting moments as novel ways to fling entrails at his viewers... there must be worse ways to spend 100 minutes."
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Paris 36

Boston Globe
04/10/09 Weak "Writer-director Christophe Barratier's paint-by-numbers script uses a mile-wide brush.... a mostly pointless exercise in nostalgia."
3.

Battle for Terra

Boston Globe
05/01/09 Weak "You can tell the militaristic humans are bad because their spaceships are metal and glow neon, whereas Terrians fly low-tech, bird-shaped aircraft made of cloth and love."
4. 08/21/09 Moderate "You'd think the 3-D effects would bring the action closer... it turns the athletes into GI Joe and Boba Fett action figures zipping around a dollhouse set."
5. 12/11/09 Weak "When is a comedy not a comedy? When it's not all that funny.... While a few chuckles bubble to the surface, the film is half-baked.... Send it back."
6.

The New Daughter

Boston Globe
12/25/09 Moderate "...well-worn horror movie territory.... Yet buried under a mound of haunted house cliches is a creepier, more sophisticated movie about the sexual power of teenage girls, and their fathers' inability to comprehend, clambering to get out."
7. 09/11/10 Poor "So nonchalant is 'Resident Evil: Afterlife,' that its overarching premise isn't explained."
8. 10/01/10 Moderate "Three minutes into the film, we feel the sharpness of Stone's ax to grind. It's dull to be told what to think."
9.

Case 39

Boston Globe
10/02/10 Weak "Introduce the supernatural, and anything goes. Here, everything does. And that's a problem no one can solve. At least it wasn't called 'Case 666.' "
10.

Do It Again

Boston Globe
12/10/10 Very Good "...blending various grades of footage -- archival, fresh, and staged interviews -- the filmmakers inject a likable and genuine guerilla rawness.... delivers a surprising payoff, pleasing not only Kinks fans, but all rock fans."
11.

Bhutto

Boston Globe
12/17/10 Very Good "...footage of her fiery speeches keeps her passion and promise alive.... At one point, Bhutto says she wants to avenge her father's death. 'Bhutto'' proves she did."
12. 03/04/11 Moderate "...will probably please those who ate up the hugely profitable TV series... But the uninitiated probably can't advance beyond plot gobbledygook..."
13.

Insidious (2011)

Boston Globe
04/01/11 Weak "...runs fully off the rails when the filmmakers go logical and some of the strange gets explained away as a double shot of demonic possession and astral projection."
14. 04/22/11 Moderate "The moment Spurlock decided to make 'The Greatest Movie Ever Sold,' he checked any artistic integrity at the door and began his tumble from any moral high ground."
15.

YellowBrickRoad

Boston Globe
06/10/11 Moderate "Writer-directors Jesse Holland and Andy Mitton should be applauded for their restraint. But their subtle touch is nearly obliterated by an M. Night Shyamalan-a-ding-dong twist at the end that would elicit groans at a student-film screening."
16.

Stake Land

Boston Globe
06/17/11 Very Good "...one of the genre's smartest entries in years. As in 'The Road,' our hope hinges on the survival of this makeshift family."
17. 08/26/11 Moderate "...it's really a rom-com, and thus depends on sparks flying between the two lovers.... But the touches of magical realism begin to feel gimmicky."
18.

Creature (2011)

Boston Globe
09/10/11 Poor "All this would be gator-jerky-chomping, tongue-in-cheek fun, if the writers had any clue where their cheeks were located."
19. 10/03/11 Poor "...newcomer Brendan Moriarty is fairly clueless as a director.... micro-budgeted 'The Killing Fields' disappoints on almost every level, failing to win our hearts or our minds. But it does win some giggles."
20.

Puncture (2011)

Boston Globe
10/24/11 Moderate "...a story of how corporate interests collude against the common good.... you might ask if the facts of the case might have made a better documentary, not a drama."

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