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G. ALLEN JOHNSON Movie Reviews

51 reviews, averaging 67.2% positive
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1.

My Way (Mai wei)

San Francisco Chronicle
04/20/12 Poor "...epic, packed with action - and it's lousy.... Kang Je-kyu is so over the top and jumbled in his storytelling, this could be his Michael Cimino ('Heaven's Gate') moment."
2.

People v. the State of Illusion

San Francisco Chronicle
04/13/12 Poor "Vickers thinks the problems of the world are caused, in root, by stress caused by our environment and culture.... There is an intriguing message behind this film; too bad it is presented so awkwardly."
3.

YellowBrickRoad

San Francisco Chronicle
06/03/11 Poor "...a letdown despite its intriguing premise... It's competently made, but the cast and direction are just bland."
4.

Catfish

San Francisco Chronicle
09/17/10 Poor "...isn't able to make the leap from odd incident to an indictment of our times."
5.

Ong Bak 2

Houston Chronicle
11/20/09 Poor "Note to Tony Jaa: If you want an international hit, find a good action script set in the present day and get Jackie Chan to direct. You'll be kicking butt in no time."
6.

Ong Bak 2

San Francisco Chronicle
10/23/09 Poor "Tony Jaa is a lot of fun to watch, but 'Ong Bak 2' is not only a step back in time - to 1431 - but a step back in this martial artist's international film career."
7. 09/25/09 Poor "...a touching portrait of a culture in flux. One woman, now in her 50s and out of work, heartbreakingly observes, 'If you have something to do, you age more slowly.' "
8.

Daytime Drinking

San Francisco Chronicle
08/21/09 Poor "...has an uninteresting lead character and a plot filled with contrived situations, illogical decision-making and amazing coincidences.... It's possible there's something lost in translation..."
9.

24 City (Er shi si cheng ji)

San Francisco Chronicle
07/31/09 Poor "...director Jia Zhang-Ke attempts something that is, in the end, unforgivable."
10.

Big Man Japan (Dai-Nipponjin)

San Francisco Chronicle
05/29/09 Poor "...the film written, directed and starring stand-up comic Hitoshi Matsumoto has, like most superheroes, a tragic flaw: It isn't funny. In fact, it's quite dull."
11.

Tai Chi Hero

San Francisco Chronicle
04/26/13 Moderate "...disappointing.... The production quality is top notch, and there is entertainment value to the movie, though of an empty sort."
12.

Waiting for Lightning

San Francisco Chronicle
12/07/12 Moderate "...breezy, entertaining.... doesn't transcend its subject the way 'Exit Through the Gift Shop' transcends graffiti art. But if you like extreme sports, it is recommended."
13.

Hello I Must Be Going

San Francisco Chronicle
09/21/12 Moderate "When is Amy gonna snap out of it?... mind-numbingly predictable, but admittedly watchable... needed less whine and more surprise."
14.

We Have a Pope (Habemus Papam)

San Francisco Chronicle
04/13/12 Moderate "...an interesting depiction of life within the Vatican... a soulful late-career performance by Michel Piccoli, who was in Godard's 'Contempt' and Buñuel's 'Belle de Jour.' "
15.

1911

San Francisco Chronicle
10/07/11 Moderate "...an impressively big-scale war epic... The problem with the film, which is co-directed by Chan and Zhang Li, is that its scale is a bit too ambitious."
16.

Farmageddon

San Francisco Chronicle
09/23/11 Moderate "...interesting and often compelling, and a must-see for organic food zealots. For those who aren't, but are still curious about food and farming issues, rent 'Food, Inc.' instead."
17. 09/16/11 Moderate "...a Chinese version of the current 'Sherlock Holmes' movies... pure escapist hokum..."
18.

Catfish

Houston Chronicle
09/24/10 Moderate "...sure is a talker, whether you like the film or not.... so much of what makes this film successful or unsuccessful would depend on the surprise revelation..."
19.

Bran Nue Dae

San Francisco Chronicle
09/10/10 Moderate "...a very slightly plotted, over-the-top film with hammy acting suitable for an old 'Benny Hill' episode. If that sounds like fun, go see it, mate."
20. 09/10/10 Moderate "...has to be the loopiest, most unexpected remake ever... Whereas 'Blood Simple' was ironic in its humor, Zhang's version emphasizes the comedy."

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