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09/25/12 |
Fair |
 "Few elements of the script make much sense... the film meanders through some interminably long, wannabe noir-ish plot stretches..." |
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12/15/11 |
Very Good |
 "...marvel as Movie Star Tom Cruise grips the windows of Dubai's Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world... you get your money's worth." |
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12/15/11 |
Very Good |
 "The play between wild-eyed Downey and the serenely unsettling Jared Harris crackles with a chemistry befitting Doyle's iconic literary nemeses..." |
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09/23/11 |
Poor |
 "...the very nature of fan worship and celebrity becomes the basis of new horrors.... you don't have to see 'The Human Centipede II' to know you don't want to see it." |
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09/08/11 |
Outstanding |
 "The sight of Tom Hardy, tattooed and muscled and drenched in blood and sweat, struggling against his instincts... it's the most beautiful image I've seen all year." |
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08/11/11 |
Moderate |
 "...can't make its mind up about what, exactly, it is.... only partially conveys the experience of being at a Glee live concert." |
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05/05/11 |
Good |
 "You're a filmmaker in your early 20s. You win a fake-trailer contest hosted by Tarantino and Rodriguez.... Rutger Freakin' Hauer signs on to play your titular Hobo..." |
