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JESSE HASSENGER Movie Reviews

41 reviews, averaging 49.0% positive
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Epic (2013)

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05/24/13 Weak "...a kids' movie by kids' movie veterans that is surprisingly unimaginative.... fantasy epic as product, not magic. In the end, the movie is as generic as its title."
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Kon-Tiki (2013)

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04/26/13 Good (Not Great) "The film is the good kind of square, and its filmmaking is, for the most part, the good kind of old-fashioned."
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Mud (2013)

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04/26/13 Good (Not Great) "...it's heartening to see Witherspoon in a decent role again... Maybe she's ready to follow McConaughey back from the pits of would-be crowd-pleasing."
4. 04/05/13 Weak "...good performances can't quite smooth over the movie's fuzzy timeline, and sometimes they even call attention to it.... Still, it provides occasional pleasures."
5. 03/22/13 Poor "...it's noisy and bombastic, but very little fun.... it might look, sometimes, like a good old-fashioned action movie. But it's just old."
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The We and the I

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03/15/13 Excellent "...a beautiful, sometimes heartbreaking portrait of teenage psychology, social and otherwise. This kind of attention to the realities of adolescence is too rare in movies."
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Phantom

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03/01/13 Poor "...a sense of vagueness pervades the movie, shaped and misshaped like an oft-repeated, never-verified tale.... tedious and unconvincing..."
8. 02/27/13 Moderate "...surprisingly believable in its treatment of the human characters and their environment... undermined by an overbearing score and well-worn imagery."
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Movie 43

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01/31/13 Poor "...adds up to about 20, maybe 30 minutes of funny material, scattered around a wasteland of cheap ideas and indifferent, sometimes downright ugly execution."
10. 01/28/13 Moderate "The movie cries out for more élan, more ingenuity.... The story, such as it is, does have a welcome swiftness... craft doesn't particularly elevate the film..."
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Knife Fight

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01/25/13 Weak "With charming stars and a story about how charm works in politics, the movie is rather too likable. Eventually, its likability becomes a liability."
12. 12/18/12 Good (Not Great) "...just broad enough to be fun and just moving enough to avoid that hollow, plastic feeling that sinks in during so many less competent displays of lavishness."
13. 12/13/12 Moderate "The Jackson faithful may love this.... But to the less faithful, it's a long, digressive trip with only hints of ending."
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Red Dawn (2012)

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11/21/12 Poor "...a generic version of a 1984 time-capsule relatively few people care much about anyway, now untethered from any meaningful context."
15. 10/12/12 Very Good "Lillard draws out terrific performances from his cast.... the exhilaration it generates feels a bit like that flashback blown up to feature-length detail."
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Sinister (2012)

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10/12/12 Good (Not Great) "...has unsettling imagery, a few cheaply effective jump scares, and committed performances... It's a passing shiver rather than a full-on haunting."
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Butter (2012)

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10/05/12 Poor "...turns cutesy long before giving way to sentimentality.... There's something a little pitiful about a big-screen sitcom that fancies itself a cutting satire."
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The Oranges

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10/05/12 Poor "Everyone in the movie feels like a visitor who dropped in a few minutes before the cameras rolled."
19. 09/18/12 Weak "...finds the series' charms wearing thin... The world of 'Resident Evil' has been ending, mostly off screen, for over a decade now. Maybe it's time to get on with it."
20. 09/17/12 Excellent "...a fascinating duet between Phoenix and Hoffman... Both epic and personal, 'The Master's' story of pain demonstrates Anderson's own remarkable mastery."

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