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JOE MORGENSTERN Movie Reviews

563 reviews, averaging 61.2% positive
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1.

Bride Wars

Wall Street Journal
01/09/09 Weak "...whenever something is funny, or meant to be, the sound track signals the event with a helpfully puckish passage of plucked strings. No cues are needed..."
2.

Chandni Chowk to China

Wall Street Journal
01/16/09 Good "...fitfully amusing... an unintentional tribute to Danny Boyle and his colleagues, who turned Bollywood's conventions to their own brilliant purposes in 'Slumdog Millionaire.' "
3.

Hotel for Dogs

Wall Street Journal
01/16/09 Fair "Cute is how kids will likely see it, but here's another way -- as a mixed breed of sweet fantasy and rabid commerce, a film that grabs its audience like a chew toy..."
4.

Inkheart

Wall Street Journal
01/23/09 Weak "...invincibly graceless... What the movie disgorges is an almost endless, and eventually meaningless, succession of bad guys from the book..."
5.

The Uninvited

Wall Street Journal
01/30/09 Moderate "Some major talent has been lavished... the plot borrows as freely from Hitchcock and Henry James as from the Bard of Avon, and doesn't make scrupulous sense..."
6.

New in Town

Wall Street Journal
01/30/09 Poor "...unfunny at best and borderline-amateur at worst, notwithstanding the desperate efforts of Renée Zellweger."
7.

Coraline

Wall Street Journal
02/06/09 Moderate "...distinguished by a creepiness so deep as to seem perverse... it finally succumbs to terminal deficits in dramatic energy, narrative coherence and plain old heart."
8.

Pink Panther 2

Wall Street Journal
02/06/09 Weak "...the movie is minimumist -- as bare-bones as a 'Panther' can be and still get away with it."
9.

He's Just Not That Into You

Wall Street Journal
02/06/09 Weak "...feels like a sitcom that resolves each mini-dilemma before going to commercial. The film's director, Ken Kwapis, has done far better work than this..."
10.

Gomorrah

Wall Street Journal
02/13/09 Outstanding "...a vision of criminality as a vast miasma... the dramatic structure is complex, the details are instructive, and the sense of tragedy is momentous."
11.

Two Lovers

Wall Street Journal
02/13/09 Outstanding "...an inspired performance by a superb actor, Joaquin Phoenix, in an elegantly grave romantic drama.... Ms. Paltrow has never been more intriguing on screen..."
12.

Confessions of a Shopaholic

Wall Street Journal
02/13/09 Fair "...one of those ragged, pandemonious studio comedies that hammers at plot points in every contrived scene. But Ms. Fisher has a few moments worthy of her..."
13.

Under the Sea 3D

Wall Street Journal
02/13/09 Outstanding "Every time I see an underwater IMAX film in 3D, I'm astounded... This is a 4D film, really, the fourth dimension being education."
14.

The International

Wall Street Journal
02/13/09 Poor "...the workings of the abstract plot are unfathomable, the characters are unpleasant and a couple of assassinations leave us as cold as the corpses."
15.

Must Read After My Death

Wall Street Journal
02/20/09 Very Good "The film rises to the status of art thanks to the tension between horror that's heard and sweetness that's seen."
16.

Eleven Minutes

Wall Street Journal
02/20/09 Very Good "Part of the film's appeal is as a procedural, a study of how designs move from clothing centers in the cerebral cortex to paper, then factory, then fabric and finally..."
17.

An American Affair

Wall Street Journal
02/27/09 Poor "This is not, by any reasonable definition of the term, a professional film, even though several experienced and established actors have been inveigled to inhabit..."
18.

Crossing Over

Wall Street Journal
02/27/09 Poor "Some immigrants make it while others don't, some are deserving while others are not, but that's the extent of the script's wisdom.... 'Crossing Over' has nothing to declare."
19. 03/06/09 Outstanding "...covers a lot of ground gracefully: self-discovery, domestic violence, labor strife, the slow climb up from poverty and, against heavy odds, the emergence of love."
20.

Phoebe in Wonderland

Wall Street Journal
03/06/09 Weak "...any movie with Patricia Clarkson has my attention from her very first scene.... Not even she, however, can save a movie that suffers from terminal self-enchantment."

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