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JOE NEUMAIER Movie Reviews

887 reviews, averaging 49.5% positive
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1.

The Hangover Part III

New York Daily News
05/23/13 Excellent "...a belated bout of adulthood that has only made the extended-adolescent characters funnier.... a more traditional but more hysterical crowd-pleaser."
2.

Frances Ha

New York Daily News
05/17/13 Weak "Aiming for lightness but landing with a thud... a well-meaning blunder.... grates on the nerves despite being easy on the eyes."
3.

Black Rock

New York Daily News
05/17/13 Poor "...as dingy and dirty as the genre thrillers it appears to want to one-up.... Aselton, Bell and Bosworth, when stuck in disgusting scenarios, get mired in cliché."
4.

Star Trek Into Darkness

New York Daily News
05/15/13 Outstanding "The rock-solid cast is up to the challenge, performing the tricky balancing act of recalling iconic pop-culture personas while adding their own stamp."
5.

Stories We Tell

New York Daily News
05/10/13 Excellent "The film is a mystery uncovered like a detective story, wrapped in a love letter.... engrossing... Polley points out that truth is subjective."
6.

No One Lives

New York Daily News
05/10/13 Poor "There's so much darkness here, it's hard to see anything -- literally. Forget the horror and mayhem. Someone needed to turn on the lights."
7.

Aftershock (2013)

New York Daily News
05/10/13 Poor "Disaster flick meets torture porn meets good ol' wilding-savages thriller -- the film wants to have it all.... A lot of it predictably involves screaming or shock cuts..."
8. 05/10/13 Poor "Where's the beef? In an esthetically bland film like this, the brains better be Ford tough if the movie is going to reach out and touch someone."
9. 05/10/13 Weak "This shrill indie has a few scenes of inspired ego-smacking, as Halley Feiffer tries to skip some rungs on the stardom ladder while pitching a movie she wrote."
10.

Once Upon a Time in Brooklyn

New York Daily News
05/03/13 Weak "Cathy Moriarty and other Scorsese alums pop up, but these mean streets feel too derivative to thrill."
11.

1st Night

New York Daily News
05/03/13 Poor "...to the average moviegoer, it's a trudge... There is much coziness and a high-spirited finale, but high school music teachers can find better choices to inspire their students."
12.

Generation Um...

New York Daily News
05/03/13 Weak "...as empty as its mean streets are phony.... Reeves is the best thing here... the title ably represents the whole shaggy, dull project."
13.

What Maisie Knew (2013)

New York Daily News
05/03/13 Weak "Moore and Coogan, as always, make every scene count... But as for dramatic potency, this child's-eye view of selfish adults is one-note and clumsy."
14.

The Iceman

New York Daily News
05/03/13 Excellent "The '70s-style feel of the film is less self-consciously nostalgic than organic.... years after 'Goodfellas,' Ray Liotta's having a great run."
15.

Iron Man 3

New York Daily News
05/02/13 Excellent "...sharply fuses the humor and heart of the earlier films with a satisfyingly heavy-metal strength -- and a darkness that's more than earned.... it's a blast."
16.

Pain & Gain

New York Daily News
04/26/13 Good (Not Great) "Wahlberg and Johnson are the saving graces of an in-your-face movie.... it has a surprisingly empathetic approach to the disenfranchisement guys like Danny feel."
17.

Mud (2013)

New York Daily News
04/26/13 Weak "Nichols gets mired in mood.... He plays it vague, and the novelistic touches feel forced.... the movie needs something to stick to."
18. 04/26/13 Good (Not Great) "...a helluva hodgepodge, but musician-filmmaker Terence Nance pulls it off in this distinctive New York romance.... there's no doubt the trip is worth it."
19.

Kon-Tiki (2013)

New York Daily News
04/26/13 Excellent "...top-notch... an old-fashioned entertainment, complete with a lead who physically recalls Peter O'Toole in 'Lawrence of Arabia.' "
20.

The Big Wedding

New York Daily News
04/26/13 Poor "...awful... older people act like teens, women faint at the sight of babies, rehearsal dinners are overly wacky and people skinny-dip out of the blue."

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