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JOHN HARTL Movie Reviews

218 reviews, averaging 69.2% positive
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Detention (2012)

Seattle Times
04/13/12 Poor "...suggests an evening of determined, incoherent channel-hopping -- with the help of a remote control that's apparently stuck on 'random.' "
2. 06/19/09 Poor "...unconvincing... by the time the word 'existential' turns up -- spoken by Jack's precocious 11-year-old pal, Sophie -- you may have lost all patience with Jack, Sophie and their Manhattan friends, including his obnoxious best friend, Scotch."
3.

Broken City

Seattle Times
01/18/13 Weak "...dull and humorless and artificial.... Brian Tucker's script wastes a capable cast... transforms into shameless catalogs of genre clichés..."
4. 08/31/12 Weak "...ponderous... tends to trivialize everything it re-creates: the 1968 Russian invasion of Czechoslovakia, French-American relations during the AIDS crisis, 9/11."
5.

Bunraku

Seattle Times
09/30/11 Weak "If you mixed up the reels, if you showed Reel 6 before Reel 3, it wouldn't make a lot of difference... essentially one long, extensively choreographed fight sequence..."
6. 09/02/11 Weak "...a cluttered, empty drama that uses (or tries to use) golf, painting, dinner-table prayers and fly-fishing as pathways to enlightenment."
7.

Zookeeper

Seattle Times
07/08/11 Weak "...a collection of disconnected sight gags. The team of five writers, including James, simply fails to provide a narrative that would make us care about what happens next."
8.

Super (2011)

Seattle Times
04/15/11 Weak "A sense of style can make up for a lot at the movies.... 'Super' succeeds only in demonstrating that without it, you may not have much of anything."
9.

Tooth Fairy

Seattle Times
01/22/10 Weak "...a shamelessly derivative fantasy... The script borrows heavily from 'Miracle on 34th Street,' 'Peter Pan' and even 'The Incredible Shrinking Man'..."
10.

Oh My God

Seattle Times
11/25/09 Weak "While Bill Maher's film 'Religulous' was no classic, it was occasionally provocative and funny -- qualities that are mostly missing from Peter Rodger's hodgepodge."
11. 05/22/09 Weak "...a collection of disconnected chase sequences, machine-gun battles and state-of-the-art CGI explosions, including, most impressively, a towering atomic cloud..."
12.

Fighting

Seattle Times
04/24/09 Weak "...nearly plotless, mostly boring... the biggest problem with 'Fighting' is that 'Fight Club' got there first."
13. 02/13/09 Weak "Everyone's working with a much bigger budget this time, but the end result is just as stupid and not as scary as the original."
14.

Pink Panther 2

Seattle Times
02/06/09 Weak "Martin behaves as if he dislikes Clouseau's clueless, hopelessly romantic awkwardness -- which Sellers always embraced as the source of his enduring appeal."
15.

The We and the I

Seattle Times
03/22/13 Moderate "While the result seems authentic, the movie is a collection of very thin stories, many of which feel incomplete."
16.

Total Recall (2012)

Seattle Times
08/03/12 Moderate "...a soulless mess, reminiscent of the unwatchable 'Matrix' sequels.... the original still makes sense visually and metaphorically, and the rehash is, well, a rehash."
17. 04/20/12 Moderate "...the lecture can sometimes sound like a series of slogans. That doesn't mean the message isn't valid, but much of it feels familiar and unnecessarily predigested."
18.

Dirty Girl

Seattle Times
10/21/11 Moderate "...all over the place, searching for an identity that proves almost entirely elusive.... the goofiness ultimately turns to goo."
19.

The Future (2011)

Seattle Times
08/26/11 Moderate "Miranda July rarely draws indifferent reactions. Her unique mixture of naiveté and quirkiness annoys some people and turns others into fierce followers."
20. 06/24/11 Moderate "...costly, sometimes spectacular, emotionally remote... Hardly any of the actors are given the opportunity to build a performance and establish a character."

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