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JOHN SEMLEY Movie Reviews

37 reviews, averaging 57.2% positive
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1. 02/13/13 Poor "...wholly generic... barely distinguished by the presence of Willis's banner hero. The plot is somehow vaporously thin and needlessly dense at the same time..."
2. 09/18/12 Very Good "Most compelling is the way filmmaker Christian Petzold adeptly conducts his tides of Cold War paranoia.... the film creates a thick feeling of Soviet unrest..."
3. 04/18/13 Poor "...the laziest sort of documentary, the kind that unearths a relatively unknown American artist of marginal interest and tries to dust off his or her secret legacy..."
4. 12/20/12 Poor "It's hard to imagine anyone short of circus arts diehards or undiscriminating stoners being even intermittently impressed by this flashy string of high-tech set pieces."
5. 04/26/12 Good "...hits its marks when it's exploding the character's larger-than-life status, aided in large part by Speedman's career-best turn. But the film feels overloaded."
6. 12/12/12 Good (Not Great) "While the rush toward a conventional climax is confusing and disappointing, there's an undeniable pleasure in seeing Tarantino juggle the dynamite of his ideas..."
7. 07/12/12 Poor "...pros like Malkvoich and Goodman don't so much elevate this off-off-off-Broadway material as much as they get mired in it, wading through the slop of the script..."
8. 04/04/13 Very Good "...resurrects the original as it was: an inventive horror picture defined as much by its rickety backwoods chamber drama as its paroxysms of hyper-sticky arterial spray."
9. 05/04/12 Very Good "...obsessed with ritual and detail... twists out its six narrative threads with measured compassion and even-handedness..."
10. 09/17/12 Very Good "...generalized pleasantness, the fuzzy sense that Baumbach and Gerwig are making their modern French New Wave movie for the fun of it, sustains 'Frances Ha'..."
11. 03/28/13 Poor "...dreadful. The action is dominated by jittery cinematography, the jokes clunk, and the politics are abysmal.... This is screaming-eagle jingoism at its most meat-headed..."
12. 08/02/12 Good (Not Great) "...occasionally affecting... The three principals give strong performances, especially given the complex emotional material and criss-crossing sexual allegiances."
13. 03/29/12 Outstanding "...unabashedly crass and violent, establishing a rare equilibrium between faithfully rendered splatter and jokes about skull-fucking."
14. 02/14/13 Excellent "Stuffed with Satanism, child sacrifice, rat-eating and wonky, Escher-house physics... its canned postmodern gestures compound so ludicrously that they're hard not to like."
15. 01/14/13 Very Good "Like von Trier, Bruno Dumont is a cine-theologian... the film retains the sometimes alienating, often enrapturing ambiguity that accounts for the filmmaker's divisiveness."
16. 12/06/12 Weak "Beyond the upbeat lesson and the rousing hagiography glowing around its subject, Jason Becker himself remains a mystery."
17. 06/28/12 Good (Not Great) "Even when they feel like they're on autopilot, many of Soderbergh's films are entertaining enough, well made enough, and plain good enough."
18. 05/23/12 Moderate "...flashes of honest-to-goodness delight that distinguish the original are replaced by a gaudy cynicism, never more so than in the film's barely sly condescension..."
19. 04/12/12 Outstanding "More than a class full of convincing child actors and a genuinely affecting performance by Fellag... as believably wrenching, and finally cathartic, as the grieving process itself."
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07/22/12 Very Good "...fits rather neatly into the cinema of Canadian coldness... it works -- quite successfully, in places -- as a warming tonic against this emotional nippiness."

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