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JOHN SEMLEY Movie Reviews

37 reviews, averaging 57.2% positive
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1. 03/29/12 Outstanding "...unabashedly crass and violent, establishing a rare equilibrium between faithfully rendered splatter and jokes about skull-fucking."
2. 04/12/12 Outstanding "More than a class full of convincing child actors and a genuinely affecting performance by Fellag... as believably wrenching, and finally cathartic, as the grieving process itself."
3. 04/26/12 Good "...hits its marks when it's exploding the character's larger-than-life status, aided in large part by Speedman's career-best turn. But the film feels overloaded."
4. 05/04/12 Very Good "...obsessed with ritual and detail... twists out its six narrative threads with measured compassion and even-handedness..."
5. 05/23/12 Moderate "...flashes of honest-to-goodness delight that distinguish the original are replaced by a gaudy cynicism, never more so than in the film's barely sly condescension..."
6. 06/05/12 Weak "...plays out like bogusly high-minded fan fiction.... seems to delusionally maintain that its modest thrills are being enlivened by deeper concerns."
7. 06/28/12 Good (Not Great) "Even when they feel like they're on autopilot, many of Soderbergh's films are entertaining enough, well made enough, and plain good enough."
8. 07/12/12 Poor "...pros like Malkvoich and Goodman don't so much elevate this off-off-off-Broadway material as much as they get mired in it, wading through the slop of the script..."
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Nuit #1

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07/22/12 Very Good "...fits rather neatly into the cinema of Canadian coldness... it works -- quite successfully, in places -- as a warming tonic against this emotional nippiness."
10. 08/02/12 Weak "...spoiled with stupid indexical nods to its predecessor, compounding its bankruptcy of imagination with active, self-conscious references to that very insolvency."
11. 08/02/12 Good (Not Great) "...occasionally affecting... The three principals give strong performances, especially given the complex emotional material and criss-crossing sexual allegiances."
12. 08/13/12 Very Good "...feels like a juiced-up wish-fulfillment fantasy.... nothing if not a colossally silly indulgence... all the wink-nudge genre nostalgia seems entirely validated."
13. 08/16/12 Weak "China's homespun response to the American popcorn picture.... the bloated blockbuster trappings bog the film down... the high fantasy elements seem too silly."
14. 09/17/12 Very Good "...generalized pleasantness, the fuzzy sense that Baumbach and Gerwig are making their modern French New Wave movie for the fun of it, sustains 'Frances Ha'..."
15. 09/17/12 Outstanding "...playful... its surrealism -- like its romance, its comedy, its historicism, its everything -- is retained with a light touch."
16. 09/17/12 Good (Not Great) "...even when the so-called Gatekeepers offer up damning testimony against their organization, there's no real threat that they'll ever be held accountable for it."
17. 09/18/12 Very Good "Most compelling is the way filmmaker Christian Petzold adeptly conducts his tides of Cold War paranoia.... the film creates a thick feeling of Soviet unrest..."
18.

Taken 2

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10/03/12 Weak "...an obvious dud.... the original film grappled with some seriously icky themes (sex slavery, specifically). 'Taken 2' never feels excitingly unsettling..."
19. 10/10/12 Good (Not Great) "The film's textures, jokes, and performances are uniformly wonderful, but this is a case of the whole feeling oddly deficient when balanced against the sum of its parts."
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Skyfall

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10/23/12 Outstanding "...a remarkable high water mark for the series: at once solemn and deeply funny, sexy and sad, self-conscious without all the rib-bruising elbowing."

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