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LOU LUMENICK Movie Reviews

632 reviews, averaging 55.8% positive
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21. 03/23/13 Poor "One gag introduces an entrepreneur with a wire hanger in an abortion clinic, while another involves a mouse and a cheese-coated penis."
22. 03/22/13 Weak "...silly... politically clueless.... Liam Hemsworth and the student journalist he hooks up with do make an undeniably attractive couple."
23.

Hunky Dory

New York Post
03/22/13 Moderate "...the golden-hued cinematography and the sometimes slack direction by Marc Evans are minuses... the film does deliver in the musical department..."
24.

Admission (2013)

New York Post
03/22/13 Good (Not Great) "Fey is so good that -- up to a point -- you can ignore Paul Weitz' erratic direction and a patchy script... there's zero chemistry between Fey and Paul Rudd..."
25. 03/15/13 Weak "...a veritable festival of bad toupees and repeated gags that just lie there... runs a bit more than an hour and a half but seems much longer..."
26.

Spring Breakers

New York Post
03/15/13 Weak "...promises all sorts of titillation, like girl-on-girl action, but in truth you're not going to get much more action than you'll find in the brilliantly cut trailer."
27. 03/15/13 Moderate "...has more than its share of laughs, but Joan Carr-Wiggin needed to cut half an hour to make this fly without interest flagging."
28.

Emperor (2013)

New York Post
03/08/13 Moderate "Tommy Lee Jones is predictably wonderful... But Jones can't save a film that unfortunately keeps him off-screen for far too much time..."
29. 03/08/13 Poor "...dull, kitschy and overlong... impersonally directed.... The interior of the Emerald City bears an unfortunate resemblance to a Las Vegas casino hotel..."
30.

Phantom

New York Post
03/01/13 Moderate "The beyond-hokey final sequence would sink a lesser film, but Captain Harris keeps it afloat. I salute the comrade's sheer professionalism."
31.

Snitch (2013)

New York Post
02/22/13 Moderate "A glorified TV movie.... Johnson is an ingratiating actor, but an everyman he is not.... The acting isn't bad at all, but it's in service of soap opera trimmings..."
32.

Saving Lincoln

New York Post
02/15/13 Moderate "...odd and not entirely uninteresting... has a novel look for a feature film, but doesn't do much to lend dramatic credibility to Lamon's more incredible stories..."
33. 02/14/13 Poor "...what stinks is the script -- which is woefully lacking the kind of one-liners and memorable bad guys that helped make working-class hero McClane so iconic..."
34. 02/08/13 Poor "...dispiritingly stupid.... sort of like Bob Fosse's 'All That Jazz' minus the music, the wit and the insight... so feeble it fails even as train-wreck exploitation."
35.

Side Effects (2013)

New York Post
02/08/13 Very Good "...best appreciated by us jaded movie critics -- and those Soderbergh fans who share our fascination with his daring, sometimes perverse, experiments with film."
36. 02/01/13 Outstanding "Disney animator Minkyu Lee is responsible for the longest and most beautiful of the shorts (all dialogue-free), the independently produced 'Adam and Dog'..."
37.

Koch

New York Post
02/01/13 Outstanding "...former Mayor Ed Koch presents an uncommonly juicy subject for a documentary, and filmmaker Neil Barsky makes the most of the opportunity."
38.

Bullet to the Head

New York Post
02/01/13 Good (Not Great) "Quentin Tarantino could certainly learn a thing or two from Hill about how to direct a fast-paced, quip-filled B-movie, and bring it in at just over an hour and a half."
39.

Movie 43

New York Post
01/26/13 Poor "...brutally unfunny... cringe-inducing... How I wish I could unsee Oscar-winner Halle Berry mashing guacamole with her breasts... Or Gerard Butler as a leprechaun..."
40.

Parker

New York Post
01/25/13 Moderate "...watchable chiefly for Jason Statham, who exudes effortless cool and excels in hand-to-hand combat..."

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