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MaryAnn Johanson
274 reviews, averaging 52.9% positive

 

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1.
The Raid: Redemption
Flick Filosopher
05/18/12 Poor "...a flick that deploys bloody brutality to a cast of anonymous characters to make no point beyond 'Ain't asskicking cool?' Except it isn't."
2.
The Dictator (2012)
Flick Filosopher
05/17/12 Poor "...perhaps Sacha Baron Cohen doesn't realize that he's not a movie pratfall artist: he's a cultural critic.... He doesn't need to invent scenarios to be knocked down..."
3.
Jeff, Who Lives at Home
Flick Filosopher
05/17/12 Very Good "...sweet and amusing... And yet it ends up making you wish it realized its own potential to be truly original instead of going down a well-trod path..."
4.
Piranha 3DD
Flick Filosopher
05/14/12 Poor "The women are somehow meant to be 'sexy,' not in spite of but because they are in fear for their lives... a disgusting movie."
5.
Dark Shadows (2012)
Flick Filosopher
05/10/12 Poor "...a disaster of depressingly small ambitions and immeasurably enormous incompetence..."
6.
African Cats
Flick Filosopher
05/08/12 Excellent "...gorgeously photographed, astonishingly intimate.... We have never seen lions and cheetahs like this before..."
7.
American Reunion (2012)
Flick Filosopher
05/03/12 Poor "...the same tedious sitcom blend of crude vulgarity and sappy sentiment."
8. 05/03/12 Poor "...the humor falls flat -- waaaay flat... completely inexcusable under any sort of governmental or social organization in the 21st century are the recurring motifs of gay-bashing and homophobia."
9.
Silent House (2012)
Flick Filosopher
05/03/12 Poor "...when a film that wants to champion women and push back against the abuses we are often subjected to treats the young woman at its core so abysmally, I get angry."
10.
Marvel's The Avengers
Flick Filosopher
04/26/12 Outstanding "...something magical happens, and it becomes so exciting and so involving that you never want it to end... This is pure nonsense in the best sense..."
11. 04/25/12 Outstanding "There are, wonderfully, no foregone conclusions to be found in this charming and cheeky film... a hugely rewarding tale of dreaming big, building big, and living big."
12.
The Samaritan (2012)
Flick Filosopher
04/23/12 Moderate "If the trickery isn't quite as multilayered as we might hope, there's still Samuel L. Jackson's furious performance to appreciate. He's as fun to watch as he always is."
13.
Safe (2012)
Flick Filosopher
04/23/12 Outstanding "...wholly remarkable... those of us who don't mind a little -- or a lot -- of inventive and bloody mayhem as long as there's something meatier accompanying it are in for a treat."
14.
Gone (2012)
Flick Filosopher
04/23/12 Poor "...this sorry excuse for a film is laughable. If it merely wants to be an involving, provocative thriller... well, it fails miserably..."
15.
The Lucky One
Flick Filosopher
04/20/12 Poor "...cheesy claptrap... Never let it be said that Nicholas Sparks doesn't prefer easy fake greeting-card melodrama instead of something that looks more like complicated reality."
16. 04/16/12 Outstanding "...funny, clever, and wittily animated, basically pure delightful perfection... there's a silly, cheeky absurdity to the goofy claymation, another triumph from the folks at Aardman..."
17.
Battleship (2012)
Flick Filosopher
04/13/12 Poor "...pretty much the dullest alien invasion movie ever... and pretty much the least effective cautionary tale ever... a soggy mess."
18.
The Cabin in the Woods
Flick Filosopher
04/09/12 Outstanding "Absolutely genius movie. Totally brilliant.... You know how they say there are only six basic stories? I think Whedon and Goddard may have found a seventh."
19. 04/06/12 Fair "...an awkward blend of solemn and silly... will likely bore, confuse, or terrify small children, while adult fans of animation may find the shifts in tone jarring."
20. 04/05/12 Outstanding "...a hilarious satire on male inadequacy disguised as an outrageously violent crime thriller... Much of it is just so wrong that it ends up just so right."

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