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NICK SCHAGER Movie Reviews

428 reviews, averaging 44.9% positive
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1. 05/22/13 Outstanding "...may be the greatest film ever made about impermanence.... In a cinematic series and career notable for their variable natures, Hawke is an actor transformed."
2. 05/16/13 Good "A self-referential, insider farce... Feiffer reimagines herself as a drunken mess consumed only with recapturing the red carpet spotlight..."
3.

Java Heat

LA Weekly
05/16/13 Weak "Rourke's barely up to the task, delivering only stock ultra-cool villainy despite his floppy hair, puffy face, and a weirdo accent..."
4.

Pieta (2013)

LA Weekly
05/16/13 Moderate "A coda strives to capture a sense of tragically earned transcendence, but the film is far more fascinating when mucking around in hell."
5. 05/16/13 Poor "...when not dully mocking artistic pretensions or referencing 'A Tale of Two Cities,' the film is busy wasting time shoehorning Greg Kinnear into the action..."
6.

Pieta (2013)

Village Voice
05/15/13 Moderate "...an intriguing tale of redemption and rebirth... eventually segues into a more conventional revenge drama.... the director finds nowhere to take his story..."
7.

The English Teacher

Village Voice
05/15/13 Poor "...reveals that a respectable cast and much noisy boisterousness isn't enough to generate a single laugh.... a cartoony stew of unlikable characters..."
8.

Pilgrim Song

Village Voice
05/10/13 Fair "...so little occurs, and so little seems to be at stake, that the action takes on the quality of a tossed-off, not-especially-melodic country-music ditty."
9.

Java Heat

Village Voice
05/08/13 Weak "...tepid.... rote chases and shootouts are staged by writer-director Conor Allyn with a visual competence that's at odds with his messily slapped-together story."
10. 05/08/13 Good "...as unhinged as it is hilarious.... rife with bonkers one-liners and laugh-out-loud absurdity... Feiffer is a brazenly tasteless riot."
11. 05/02/13 Weak "...doesn't amount to more than a flimsy home-movie portrait of the creative process under time constraints.... provides no real insight into the origins of inspiration..."
12. 04/24/13 Good (Not Great) "...a rollicking, hilarious mess of inappropriateness that at once embraces, and condemns, its many tasteless elements.... riotous and repugnant..."
13. 04/14/13 Outstanding "...via alternately grim and surreal panoramas of malice and insanity, and without resorting to cheap squirm-inducing gore, Zombie wants to furiously disturb..."
14. 04/10/13 Moderate "...elevates the story of Jackie Robinson to that of cornball legend rather than just honoring his legitimately uplifting, heroic saga by telling it straight."
15. 04/10/13 Weak "...overlong.... The battles are staged with moderate intensity but a dispiriting lack of surprise that's also characteristic of the story in general..."
16. 04/04/13 Moderate "Even 'The Twilight Zone' would have struggled with the cutesy conceit of this movie, a greed-corrupts cautionary tale..."
17.

Thale

Village Voice
04/03/13 Poor "Any initial, intriguing otherworldly atmosphere is negated by answers that are more pedestrian than terrifying... an excuse to stage super-slow-motion murder..."
18.

The Brass Teapot

Village Voice
04/03/13 Moderate "Wearing out its welcome long before its moralizing finale, the film does manage to mine contemporary fears about the increasing worthlessness of a college degree."
19. 03/31/13 Poor "...a leaden tale that blurs the line between reality and delusion in ways less intriguing than simply confusing.... goes out of its way to be dully oblique..."
20. 03/28/13 Fair "The film lionizes unabashedly... uncomplicated... no matter its veracity, the veneration is the only point conveyed throughout..."

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