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PETE VONDER HAAR Movie Reviews

15 reviews, averaging 46.7% positive
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1.

A Green Story

Village Voice
05/22/13 Weak "Vlahakis's tale should be compelling, but a weak script and mostly dull performances (one exception: Billy Zane. . . I know!) make the movie more monotonous than mythic."
2. 05/09/13 Good (Not Great) "The movie seizes its opportunities, and is about as micro-budget as it gets.... a pleasant little film."
3. 05/08/13 Excellent "...a joy.... With striking visuals reminiscent of Matisse and Chagall and a refreshingly grown-up storyline, it is almost reminiscent of, well, a work of art."
4.

1st Night

Village Voice
05/01/13 Fair "...the depressingly predictable script suggests a combination of 'Noises Off' at best, and at worst, 'Three's Company.' "
5. 05/01/13 Good (Not Great) "Joe Tyler Gold has loaded the film with fellow magic folk doing actual magic things, an interesting approach that still might wear on us if not for some capable performances..."
6.

Scary Movie V

LA Weekly
04/18/13 Poor "...terrible. For an alleged comedy, it's remarkably laugh-free; as insta-parody, it already feels dated ('Inception' references?)."
7. 04/04/13 Weak "...what starts out as a moderately interesting thriller in the vein of 'Blue Velvet' and 'Angel Heart' ends up less than the sum of its portentous parts..."
8. 04/03/13 Weak "...spends nearly 90 minutes foreshadowing an ending that never materializes. It's as if David Jacobson and Matthew F. Jones changed their minds at the last minute..."
9.

Hunky Dory

LA Weekly
03/21/13 Good (Not Great) "Minnie Driver gamely goes to 11 at every opportunity.... newcomer Aneurin Barnard has something of former Evans protégé Matthew Rhys's presence..."
10.

Hunky Dory

Village Voice
03/20/13 Good (Not Great) "...if you're not wholly burned out by the genre and/or look back fondly on the Glam era, you'll find musicals haven't yet completely gone to the (diamond) dogs."
11. 03/07/13 Moderate "...shines a harsh light on the lengths the energy industry continues to go to in order to head off climate-related legislation..."
12.

The Sweeney

Village Voice
03/06/13 Weak "...feels a lot like an American-made cop movie circa 1990.... There are red herrings aplenty, automobile and foot chases..."
13. 03/06/13 Moderate "It's too bad that Craig Rosebraugh himself can be so off-putting. The data presented is horrifying enough without sarcastic narration..."
14. 02/21/13 Fair "...it's hard not to look at the movie as almost quaint, a period piece reminiscent of a time in Syria's history before all-out war replaced getting 'disappeared'..."
15.

Inescapable (2013)

Village Voice
02/20/13 Fair "There's a lot going on here -- love story, kidnapping mystery, political thriller -- but Ruba Nadda never gets the ingredients to gel completely.... it's unremarkable."
16. 01/10/13 Fair "...we get disembowelments and much action for the slaughterhouse. One surprise: an ending that leaves us with something rare for sequels: a sense of finality."
17.

Texas Chainsaw 3D

Village Voice
01/09/13 Fair "...more or less a direct follow-up to the 1974 original... Try as director John Luessenhop might to honor the original, there's little of its mounting dread."
18. 12/06/12 Moderate "Rosenberg never really connects the dots between the young skater's lack of a steady, fatherly influence and his need to put himself in harm's way..."
19. 12/05/12 Moderate "...boilerplate.... Jacob Rosenberg dutifully intercuts scenes of Way's preparation for the Great Wall jump with obligatory flashbacks to his early skateboarding years..."
20.

In Our Nature

Village Voice
12/05/12 Fair "Whether it was Brian Savelson's intention to make Seth, the protagonist of his feature debut, as annoying as he comes across is something we might never know."

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