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PHIL BROWN Movie Reviews

29 reviews, averaging 47.6% positive
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Scary Movie V

Toronto Now
04/12/13 Poor "When a comedy makes Benny Hill look good, it's a bad a sign.... There must be several hundred jokes in this movie, but fewer than five of them work."
2.

42 (2013)

Toronto Now
04/11/13 Good (Not Great) "If you can stomach a little corn with your ballpark frank, it's a charmingly old-fashioned and touching sports weepy."
3. 03/28/13 Poor "Production values are low, the acting level lower. And the writing is puerile and infantile... these sketches rarely even have punchlines or structure.... Whoops!"
4.

Broken City

Toronto Now
01/17/13 Weak "Nothing is what it seems, except for Brian Tucker's derivative screenplay that plays out about as poorly and predictably as possible... thoroughly mediocre and tired..."
5. 01/10/13 Weak "...probably the best entry in the series since Hooper's 1986 sequel, but that's not saying much.... unlike most dreary contemporary horror flicks, this is at least fun."
6. 11/15/12 Good (Not Great) "...ultimately just for Python fans.... It's always nice to see that gang together again, but it's time for them to actually do something completely different."
7. 09/20/12 Weak "The scares are safe, designed to cause jumps and psychological unease. But it's bland, boring and old-fashioned in the worst possible sense."
8. 08/30/12 Good (Not Great) "...pretty good.... The action comes in controlled, choreographed bursts, and the mystery is carefully crafted, with genuine surprises."
9. 08/30/12 Weak "...swiftly paced and light enough to pass the time. You'll leave feeling momentarily satisfied but ultimately ripped off, much like when using a certain phone service."
10. 08/16/12 Good (Not Great) "As in any good cheesy action sequel, this time it's personal.... It's all idiotic and gratuitous, but at least knowingly and gloriously so."
11. 06/07/12 Weak "Jackie Chan's son takes a crack at his father's brand of action, and the results aren't good.... Jaycee Chan's not much of an action hero... the contents are disposable."
12. 05/17/12 Good (Not Great) "Amusing, sweet and surprisingly touching... an insightful comic gem that appeals to the secret pervert in all of us."
13.

Citizen Gangster

Toronto Now
05/10/12 Excellent "...winner of TIFF's best Canadian first feature... gives the notorious Canuck criminal a film worthy of his legacy.... period crime movies rarely play so well."
14. 04/26/12 Weak "...the largest production in Taiwanese filmmaking history... it's a shame that kind of cash paid for 15,000 extras instead of a compelling screenplay."
15. 04/19/12 Good (Not Great) "Yes, the jokes are puerile and idiotic, rooted in toilet humour, puns and 'man-fall-down-go-boom.' But with the Three Stooges, you wouldn't want it any other way."
16. 04/12/12 Good (Not Great) "...the film meanders a bit before coming together for a tearful climax... that rare movie about the elderly that never panders, priming tear ducts without prodding."
17.

The Moth Diaries

Toronto Now
04/05/12 Good (Not Great) "...part bubble-gum vampire romp, part study of a disturbed teen mind.... Sadly, Mary Harron's characteristic dark humour isn't present here..."
18. 03/22/12 Excellent "This disarmingly sweet and heartfelt Taiwanese fantasy proves that family films needn't be emotionally manipulative or packed with pop culture references."
19. 03/01/12 Good (Not Great) "...filled with silent slapstick, celebrity voice cameos, pop culture references and overlong musical numbers. Seuss won't roll over in his grave - just shudder slightly."
20.

Love (Ai)

Toronto Now
02/16/12 Weak "...weaves together the meet-cute love stories of a few extended families... a pretty, fluffy date movie. But it's nothing that won't vanish from memory seconds after you leave the theatre."

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