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Rob Nelson
120 reviews, averaging 54.7% positive

 

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1.
The Road (2012)
Daily Variety
05/09/12 Good (Not Great) "...eventually pays off, displaying just enough narrative ingenuity to compensate for a cinematically crude and logistically sketchy deployment of the requisite blood-and-guts mayhem."
2.
Mansome
Daily Variety
04/23/12 Poor "Relentlessly meatheaded and scarcely if ever funny... features interviews with a narrow cross-section of guys' guys, including a toupee designer, a full-time narcissist and a half-dozen celebrity jokesters..."
3.
Payback (2012)
Daily Variety
02/05/12 Very Good "...poetic, intermittently haunting... argues for generosity and open-heartedness in the face of greed, exploitation and vengeance, a tack that helps to make its headier excursions more accessible."
4.
Under African Skies
Daily Variety
02/02/12 Very Good "Berlinger constructs a running inquiry into whether and how the borrowing of black music by white musicians -- nothing new even in '85 -- exploits marginalized artists..."
5. 01/29/12 Good (Not Great) "...intermittently snappy... it plays at least 20 minutes too long... Albeit not for everyone, 'Indie Game' does bring its joystick-jockeying subculture to life."
6.
We Bought a Zoo
Daily Variety
11/27/11 Moderate "...an odd bird, warm-blooded but largely lifeless.... overlong pic works hard to deliver intermittent pleasures, most of which derive from Matt Damon's affable lead turn."
7.
The Thing (2011)
Daily Variety
10/12/11 Weak "...at least has a strong lead thesp in Mary Elizabeth Winstead... unfrighteningly icky 'Thing' is memorable mainly for illustrating CGI's gross deficiencies relative to old-fashioned makeup f/x."
8.
Footloose (2011)
Daily Variety
10/01/11 Moderate "...never quite cuts loose enough to distinguish itself from the original.... Brewer's musical staging is subtly less theatrical than Herbert Ross', but it hardly constitutes a reinvention."
9. 09/30/11 Good (Not Great) "...starts in high gear and accelerates steadily from there... At a certain point, the movie turns flat-out ridiculous, but rarely if ever to the detriment of fun."
10.
Hick (2012)
Daily Variety
09/27/11 Weak "Chloe Grace Moretz invests far more emotion than the film deserves... the movie hurls its young heroine into a variety of abusive situations, resulting in a pic that's unpleasant when it isn't simply boring."
11.
Elles (2012)
Daily Variety
09/26/11 Poor "A typically smart performance by Juliette Binoche isn't enough to keep 'Elles' from drowning in pseudo-intellectual pretension and general banality."
12.
Jane's Journey
Village Voice
09/14/11 Weak "Spectacularly photographed and journalistically lame... blows a 105-minute kiss to Dr. Jane Goodall..."
13.
Pearl Jam Twenty
Daily Variety
09/11/11 Fair "The cinematic equivalent of a concert T-shirt... simply counts the years from 1991 via sludgy backstage and onstage footage whose rarity can't forgive its inclusion."
14. 09/10/11 Moderate "...intermittently amusing..."
15.
Shark Night 3D
Daily Variety
09/02/11 Poor "...displays little sense of its scenario's camp potential. Gore, too, is in short supply on account of the pic's PG-13 rating, which renders the attack scenes nearly toothless."
16.
Damn!
Daily Variety
08/11/11 Poor "...content simply to follow the Brooklyn-based, white-mutton-chops-sporting candidate on his expletive-laden, palm-pressing tour of the five boroughs. Even at 73 minutes, the film is, well, too damn long."
17.
Bellflower
Village Voice
08/03/11 Good "...impresses less for its screeching take on extended adolescent fury than for its own macho, wacko, pedal-to-metal embodiment of same.... monumentally dumb but damn near undeniable..."
18.
The Whistleblower
Village Voice
08/03/11 Moderate "...offers a surplus of Hollywood-style eye candy and narrative formula.... falling somewhere along the line between shocking reportage and standard-issue torture porn."
19.
Project Nim
Village Voice
07/06/11 Outstanding "...pulls human heartstrings as wrenchingly as any creature feature in the 45 years since 'Au hasard Balthazar'.... a deeply haunting portrait of the unbridgeable gap between kindred species."
20.
Phase 7 (Fase 7)
Daily Variety
07/06/11 Weak "...well-shot but listless Argentine pic lacks sufficient satiric energy... culminates in violent slapstick farce while remaining dramatically exhausted."

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