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ROBERT ABELE Movie Reviews

326 reviews, averaging 46.8% positive
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1.

11-11-11

Los Angeles Times
11/12/11 Poor "...a torturously dull waiting game of fake shocks, an incessant 'something's coming!' soundtrack of chanting and moody orchestral noodling, dreary investigating into cultishness surrounding '11' and repetitive bickering between the brothers..."
2.

13 (2011)

Los Angeles Times
10/28/11 Poor "One of the more strangely entertainment-free genre films in a while... the whole claustrophobic, close-up-driven slog feels like a piece of lead-filled, exploitation runoff..."
3.

186 Dollars To Freedom

Los Angeles Times
09/28/12 Fair "...a grim yet ineffectual drama inspired by the real-life experiences of its screenwriter, Monty Fisher... the movie seems so unfocused."
4. 02/11/11 Good (Not Great) "Shorts programs are by their nature mixed bags of ambition, art and quality.... modest charms are what distinguish this year's academy-tapped batch."
5. 02/10/12 Very Good "...this year's nominees -- a stronger batch than last year's -- offer thought-provoking contrasts in storytelling and style."
6.

3 Idiots

Los Angeles Times
01/29/10 Good "...may not be interested in tonal consistency, but there's an unavoidable joie de vivre... and a performance charm that make this one of the more naturally gregarious Bollywood imports."
7. 10/12/12 Weak "...a noisy stab at wacky wrongness that starts with reasonably plump possibility as a dispatch from the frontlines of viral video embarrassment hell.... yields desperation..."
8.

5 Days of War

Los Angeles Times
09/02/11 Weak "...the overall effect is of a thrill-addicted director's own futile separatist call for message-movie legitimacy, one regrettably overwhelmed by the 'Rambo' tactics..."
9.

6 Month Rule

Los Angeles Times
06/08/12 Weak "...unsettling is the film's none-too-subtle misogyny, present most notably in the routinely coarse references to the ex-girlfriend of Tyler's sad sack bud Alan..."
10.

6 Souls

Los Angeles Times
04/05/13 Poor "Beware the horror-thriller about personality disorder that suffers from its own fractious splits in title, mood and logic.... absurd.... ostentatious..."
11.

A Bag of Hammers

Los Angeles Times
05/18/12 Moderate "...thin, neatly folded, paper-airplane of a movie threatens to nose dive into tweeville as it depicts the carefree lives of best-bud scam artists..."
12.

A Love Affair of Sorts

Los Angeles Times
06/24/11 Poor "...epic navel-gazing.... sheds little light on interpersonal conflict or why we're such an addictively self-documenting modern society."
13.

A Man's Story

Los Angeles Times
11/02/12 Weak "...a flashy, country-hopping ridealong with a style icon... This is hardly a probing work, with background information practically nil.... form over function in almost every way."
14. 04/30/10 Weak "Horror movie franchises -- as it's been said about Marines -- don't die, apparently. They just go to hell and regroup.... this 'Nightmare' is mostly stale goods."
15.

According to Greta

Los Angeles Times
12/11/09 Good (Not Great) "Director Nancy Bardawil and writer Michael Gilvary have a few too many after-school special schematics on display... But their hearts are in the right place with their taming-of-the-brat tale."
16.

Aftershock (2013)

Los Angeles Times
05/10/13 Weak "...there's so little context to the litany of ugliness -- some played for laughs, some meant to shock -- that it's hard to discern where the entertainment value lies..."
17.

All About Steve

Los Angeles Times
09/04/09 Poor "...a screwball wannabe that leaves one begging for the comforting embrace of a professionally made sitcom..."
18.

All's Faire in Love

Los Angeles Times
10/28/11 Good (Not Great) "...has a cheeky beggar's appeal not unlike its setting: the hammy world of Renaissance Faire performers.... does manage a breezy, good-natured tone..."
19. 01/27/12 Weak "...erratic, unfunny hodgepodge of childish farce and drippy emotion -- the actors steered toward maximum mugging by directors Chan Hing Kai and Janet Chun -- is all cartoon and no charm."
20.

American Animal

Los Angeles Times
06/01/12 Fair "...has a mysterious unreality to it, a strange diorama about easy leisure's emptiness.... becomes a philosophically strident evening of speechifying local theater..."

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