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10/07/11 |
Poor |
 "...reprehensible, dismaying, ugly, artless and an affront to any notion, however remote, of human decency." |
| 2. |
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10/07/10 |
Poor |
 "...despicable remake of the despicable 1978 film 'I Spit on Your Grave' adds yet another offense: a phony moral equivalency." |
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03/02/12 |
Poor |
 "I was willing to Get It, I was sincerely prepared, but at the end of this experience, I concluded there was nothing to be Got." |
| 4. |
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03/11/11 |
Poor |
 "...noisy, violent, ugly and stupid.... a science-fiction film that's an insult to the words 'science' and 'fiction,' and the hyphen in between them." |
| 5. |
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06/30/10 |
Poor |
 "...an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented." |
| 6. |
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05/07/09 |
Poor |
 "Jarmusch is making some kind of a point. I think the point is that if you strip a story down to its bare essentials, you will have very little left." |
| 7. |
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02/15/13 |
Poor |
 "I found myself thinking at the screen: Give it up, Charlie Sheen. It's getting old. The purpose of this film didn't last long enough for it to justify being released." |
| 8. |
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10/05/12 |
Poor |
 "...an example of the found-footage genre at its least compelling.... What's the point? None of the segments is particularly compelling.... it's way too much of a muchness." |
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08/03/12 |
Poor |
 "...utterly clueless about its tone and has no idea how relentlessly it is undercutting itself. By the time we arrive at the obligatory happy ending, I felt sort of insulted." |
| 10. |
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04/27/12 |
Poor |
 "It is depressing to reflect on the wealth of talent that conspired to make this inert and listless movie.... How could it be such thin soup?" |
| 11. |
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03/23/12 |
Poor |
 "...almost brutally cynical... director Gareth Evans knows there's a fanboy audience for his formula, in which special effects amp up the mayhem in senseless carnage." |
| 12. |
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12/09/11 |
Poor |
 "I am so very, very tired of movies like this.... It causes me a real pang to report that 'The Sitter' was directed by David Gordon Green..." |
| 13. |
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12/09/11 |
Poor |
 "How is it possible to assemble more than two dozen stars in a movie and find nothing interesting for any of them to do?" |
| 14. |
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10/19/11 |
Poor |
 "Let's say you like popcorn during a movie. 'Paranormal Activity 3' is like eating the cardboard box." |
| 15. |
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09/02/11 |
Poor |
 "The geezer is named Johnny Crawford, played by Robert Duvall. Only a great actor could give such a bad performance." |
| 16. |
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09/02/11 |
Poor |
 "It strands fairly likable actors in a morass of the kind of dialogue only stupid characters ever say... No one in the movie has a morsel of intelligence." |
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06/28/11 |
Poor |
 "...a visually ugly film with an incoherent plot, wooden characters and inane dialog. It provided me with one of the more unpleasant experiences I've had at the movies." |
| 18. |
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06/10/11 |
Poor |
 "...an affront. It is incoherent, maddening, deliberately opaque and heedless of the ways in which people watch movies." |
| 19. |
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04/15/11 |
Poor |
 "...anticlimactic... I suspect only someone very familiar with Rand's 1957 novel could understand the film at all, and I doubt they will be happy with it." |
| 20. |
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04/08/11 |
Poor |
 "...a juvenile excrescence that feels like the work of 11-year-old boys.... That this is the work of David Gordon Green beggars the imagination." |
