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02/08/13 |
Poor |
 "...a witless homage to the 'Saw' franchise and its ilk.... If you've never seen or heard of reality television, this film may indeed blow your mind with its on-the-nose moralizing..." |
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01/07/12 |
Poor |
 "...the film's ending is unforgivably, inexplicably lame. I really couldn't believe it, and neither could anyone else in the theater." |
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12/09/11 |
Poor |
 "I have zero reservations about telling you how much I loathed 'New Year's Eve,' a soul-sucking monument to Hollywood greed and saccharine holiday culture." |
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08/03/12 |
Poor |
 "...lame.... in a culture where shows like 'Modern Family' are wildly popular, a dud like 'Babymakers' doesn't even find sticking power in its offensiveness." |
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01/13/12 |
Poor |
 "By the time we arrive at the finger-chopping, the brutal rape and the pooping on the floor for spite (really), you may sympathize with Milo Ventimiglia's plea to 'Shoot me!' " |
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12/25/12 |
Poor |
 "Playing like a big-screen adaptation of an Andy Rooney rant, the movie bravely takes on the scourge of today's wimp-ified parenting.... Hilarious!... Lunacy!" |
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04/20/12 |
Poor |
 "...the most enjoyable thing about this Sparks adaptation may be its slow-mo dog-grooming montage." |
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03/02/12 |
Poor |
 "...a middle finger aimed at conventional moviemaking. Unfortunately, it's way lamer than the target of its beer-soaked ire." |
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12/02/11 |
Poor |
 "...a risible attempt to bank on 'Twilight's' Kellan Lutz's fan following. His love interest? Why, that would be Ashley Greene, another second-stringer from the vamp franchise." |
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09/23/11 |
Poor |
 "...more an assembly of quirks than an actual story... at its most entertaining when the parrot does the talking." |
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08/26/11 |
Poor |
 "...stale... devolves into way too many quirky subplots involving a Mohawked rebel, a nerdy girl with a leg brace, a Goth lesbian schoolteacher, a pot-smoking preacher..." |
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03/29/13 |
Weak |
 "...stylish, unoriginal... Director Eran Creevy ('Shifty') just delivers one straight-faced gunfight after another, signifying nothing." |
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03/15/13 |
Weak |
 "I'll say one thing: Its ending is actually a bit of a surprise. Just when you think it couldn't get any stupider, pow! I'll be damned..." |
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03/08/13 |
Weak |
 "...squanders the inherent excitement in this Cinderella story, plodding from one performance to the next with unnecessary asides for veteran Journey members..." |
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02/01/13 |
Weak |
 "...starts out promisingly, but squanders its girl-power capital... lays the groundwork for a subversive female buddy flick, yet fails to make either woman particularly likable." |
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01/25/13 |
Weak |
 "...meanders aimlessly around too-familiar territory.... Lowe's charm can't rescue this slapdash screenplay. None of these story lines is substantial enough..." |
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10/19/12 |
Weak |
 "...a mess.... Rob Cohen squanders a surprisingly recognizable cast on a half-baked plot.... If you're squeamish, consider yourself warned." |
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09/07/12 |
Weak |
 "Careening from gore to psychological drama to dark humor, director Henry Olek never commits to a tone.... feels about as substantial as a Happy Meal..." |
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07/20/12 |
Weak |
 "...sex scenes, done to death, are best left to the imagination -- but only if they're replaced by something more interesting.... hopelessly flaccid." |
| 20. |
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07/06/12 |
Weak |
 "Unpleasant as it is, you can't exactly call Adam Sherman's perspective misogynistic, if only because the protagonist hates himself every bit as much." |
