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SIMON ABRAMS Movie Reviews

94 reviews, averaging 45.2% positive
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Tai Chi Hero

Village Voice
04/24/13 Fair "A kung fu pastiche that sometimes resembles a video game and comes tricked out with an assortment of steampunk gizmos.... more like Tai Chi Business as Usual."
2.

The Lords of Salem

Chicago Sun-Times
04/19/13 Very Good "...nothing if not ruthlessly effective.... Zombie's disturbing violence and slow pacing leave viewers feeling as helpless and brain-addled as his protagonists."
3. 04/18/13 Fair "The movie's creators do a disservice to Chilean singer and multi-hyphenate artist Violeta Parra's legacy by making her suicide the logical climax to her working life."
4. 04/10/13 Good (Not Great) "Rittenberg understands what happened during the Cultural Revolution, and Drasnin knows he doesn't need to confront Rittenberg with the consequences of his actions."
5.

Upstream Color

Chicago Sun-Times
04/05/13 Outstanding "...tantalizes... it's about pattern recognition, but it's also about how a couple's inexplicable attraction is fostered by (shared?) trauma."
6.

Simon Killer

Chicago Sun-Times
04/05/13 Moderate "...a maddeningly short-sighted character study about a disturbed young American in Paris... consistently unsettling, but not always for the right reasons."
7. 03/27/13 Fair "...death-obsessed.... loosely organized narrative episodes conflate the artist's creative frustrations with her self-destructive personality."
8. 03/20/13 Weak "...maddeningly superficial.... its creators likewise expect viewers to take their subjects' ostentatious sincerity and generically uplifting message at face value."
9. 03/07/13 Weak "The original film's jump-scare chills don't work now... you can actually see the monsters jumping out of the shadows."
10. 03/06/13 Weak "When the creators of the film swapped pseudo-verité realism for psychological realism, they made it a lot harder to take their franchise seriously..."
11.

Lost in Thailand

Village Voice
02/13/13 Good (Not Great) "...writer/actor Xu Zheng errs on the side of improvisatory and lazily assembled Apatow-esque narrative episodes; many of those scenes are amiably goofy..."
12.

Small Apartments

Chicago Sun-Times
02/08/13 Poor "...a toxically quirky black comedy starring a morbidly obese albino... there's no genuine empathy in in this movie, just lots and lots of misanthropy."
13. 02/06/13 Poor "Visually unspectacular and emotionally stillborn... fails as both a fantasy and a romance... The clunky action mostly revolves around uninspired wire-fu choreography..."
14.

David

Village Voice
02/06/13 Very Good "Bejoy Nambiar's stylistic experiment coalesces into a moving set of faith-based confrontations. It's thrilling to watch him futz around with tone and style..."
15.

Race 2

Village Voice
01/30/13 Weak "...the film's hyper-convoluted heist plot is entirely haphazard.... the only thing that distinguishes the film from its American influences is its busy-ness."
16. 01/23/13 Excellent "Jeffrey Kimball's bird footage is attractive on its own, but the way he positions his birders in conversation with one another is why the movie soars."
17. 01/16/13 Poor "...populated exclusively by stick figures defined by conventional tics... comprised of rote scenes of broad comedy and arid melodrama... dishearteningly banal."
18. 01/09/13 Fair "...banal... director Wolfgang Murnberger and his co-writer Paul Hengge do nothing to flesh out their provocative themes."
19. 01/03/13 Fair "...only tentatively concerned with the tension that arises after National Guard units are ordered to deploy... its interest in exploring class and race in the service vanishes..."
20.

Allegiance (2012)

Village Voice
12/26/12 Fair "Without its topical pretext and overzealous patriotism, this would be just another generic action film.... A throbbing Hans Zimmer-lite soundtrack overscores..."

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