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04/08/10 |
Poor |
 "Given the pretentious direction, drab dialogue and flat acting, the only thing noteworthy about this supernatural dud is that Ricci plays most of it stark naked." |
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02/10/11 |
Poor |
 "Channing Tatum wears a skirt as a 2nd-century soldier in this dreary sandle-and-sword adventure.... (brooding throughout like an underwear model)." |
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09/23/10 |
Poor |
 "The one 'highlight': He battles a snake with a lighter and a flask of booze. It's a mind-numbing bore." |
| 4. |
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04/07/11 |
Poor |
 "...dreadfully unfunny... the humor is painfully low: McBride spends the movie's climax wearing a beast's penis on a string around his neck. Groan!" |
| 5. |
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03/03/11 |
Poor |
 "There's big hair, Duran Duran, cocaine -- and stupid laughs hinged on awkward bathroom sex.... It's, like, totally lame!" |
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11/04/10 |
Poor |
 "...wastes talents such as Janet Jackson and Thandie Newton.... the actress' poetic soliloquies inspire groans, and the movie's male characters are almost all villainous." |
| 7. |
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10/07/10 |
Poor |
 "A cloying cross between 'The Breakfast Club' and 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'... Thoroughly false and more annoying than amusing..." |
| 8. |
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02/18/10 |
Poor |
 "Demi Moore is the only good thing in this mawkish, grating dysfunctional family comedy about two sisters who reunite in Pittsburgh to care for their demented father..." |
| 9. |
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09/10/09 |
Poor |
 "Creaky and obvious.... Jesse Metcalfe shows little acting range, Michael Douglas blusters... plays like a dumbed-down John Grisham flick. Case closed!" |
| 10. |
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08/20/09 |
Poor |
 "...dreary... Zellweger's summer-stock southern accent is totally grating.a movie that should have gone straight to DVD." |
| 11. |
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07/23/09 |
Poor |
 "A 'Crash'-like course in Left Coast loneliness... a poorly conceived Hollywood pity party." |
| 12. |
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03/12/09 |
Poor |
 "...with a graphic rape scene and repeated stabbing and bludgeoning (and here's a new one: death by garbage disposal!), the horror flick made us nauseous." |
| 13. |
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08/04/11 |
Weak |
 "...bores with endless potty humor.... Plus, it wastes Olivia Wilde, who's too talented for a stupid sex-object role." |
| 14. |
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06/16/11 |
Weak |
 "...the audience hardly cares whether limp George fails to graduate, finds his true self or gets the girl.... The humdrum romance flunks out." |
| 15. |
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08/12/10 |
Weak |
 "Stallone needs a lighter touch, and his face looks as laminated as a playing card. The film has some laughs -- but they're largely unintentional." |
| 16. |
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07/29/10 |
Weak |
 "...comes off as an excuse for Efron to look dreamily at the camera with Windex-blue eyes as he drinks Jack Daniels and cries buckets." |
| 17. |
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04/01/10 |
Weak |
 "...overstuffed with twists, tragedies... While Cyrus holds her own, every plot turn can be anticipated, and every confrontation ends in hugs. Ugh!" |
| 18. |
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03/05/10 |
Weak |
 "...a downer crime thriller.... unravels like episodes of 'The Wire,' but without that series' dense plotting and insight into human nature." |
| 19. |
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02/25/10 |
Weak |
 "...stars Kristen Stewart -- who shows promise, though she's twitchy... a limp road movie that doesn't cover any new territory." |
| 20. |
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01/14/10 |
Weak |
 "Jackie Chan's amazing stunts can't rescue the grating family comedy... With jokes about stink bombs and giant wedgies, the flick did not work..." |
