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TIRDAD DERAKHSHANI Movie Reviews

61 reviews, averaging 62.9% positive
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Friday the 13th (2009)

Philadelphia Inquirer
02/13/09 Moderate "As Jason sequels go, this is one of the best, though that's not saying much... a lean, mean, highly efficient and rapidly moving scare-fest that packs plenty of gory whoop."
2. 03/13/09 Good (Not Great) "At once an elegiac tragedy about innocence and experience and a vicious yarn about the kidnap, torture, rape, and murder of two girls..."
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The Haunting in Connecticut

Philadelphia Inquirer
03/27/09 Moderate "...a tepid PG-13 iteration of the already lame 1979 genre classic 'The Amityville Horror' - transplanted from Long Island to the Constitution State."
4.

Orphan

Philadelphia Inquirer
07/24/09 Very Good "...immaculately plotted and photographed chiller... one of the best entries in the cute-as-a-button-psycho-demon-child-from-hell subgenre."
5.

Thirst

Philadelphia Inquirer
08/28/09 Good (Not Great) "In its briskly paced, rewarding first 45 minutes, the film follows Sang-hyeon as he selflessly volunteers for a dangerous medical experiment, only to become infected..."
6.

Whiteout

Philadelphia Inquirer
09/11/09 Weak "...you'd do far better renting Carpenter's beautifully gory 'The Thing'; the vicious vampire flick '30 Days of Night'; or Larry Fessenden's brilliant, 'The Last Winter.' "
7.

The Burning Plain

Philadelphia Inquirer
09/18/09 Very Good "...delivers solid turns from a stellar cast led by Theron, Almeida, and Basinger, and a breakout performance by the remarkably radiant 18-year-old Jennifer Lawrence."
8.

Flame & Citron

Philadelphia Inquirer
09/18/09 Very Good "...rehearses virtually every element of the classic genre piece: violence, sex and romance, gunplay, spies, betrayals, a femme fatale, and a murderous Gestapo officer."
9.

Paranormal Activity

Philadelphia Inquirer
10/13/09 Very Good "...has an interesting oneman-with-a-camera gimmick and it delivers some real thrills -- without any gore and virtually no violence."
10.

Ong Bak 2

Philadelphia Inquirer
10/23/09 Good (Not Great) "...a must-see for genre fans."
11.

Oh My God

Philadelphia Inquirer
11/27/09 Weak "Rodger's conclusion boils down to a few empty truisms... faith, mixed in with a good dose of multicultural toleration, is groovy. As Ringo sums it up, 'God is love.' "
12.

Our Family Wedding

Philadelphia Inquirer
03/12/10 Moderate "...an innocuous, cliche-ridden romantic comedy that tries to cash in on the cachet of Stanley Kramer's 1967 classic, 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.' "
13.

Formosa Betrayed

Philadelphia Inquirer
04/02/10 Moderate "...a ho-hum college history lecture about modern Taiwan awkwardly disguised as a political thriller, has its heart almost in the right place."
14.

Killers (2010)

Philadelphia Inquirer
06/05/10 Poor "At a certain point, it actually becomes embarrassing to watch Heigl and Kutcher play at being in love."
15.

Air Doll

Philadelphia Inquirer
06/18/10 Very Good "...a charming, richly textured fable... tries to define the elusive je ne sais quoi that makes us human, capable of feeling and expressing love, goodness, and truth."
16. 06/25/10 Very Good "...literate and luminescent -- if sometimes lumbering... should have been a masterpiece. As it is, it's a flawed, uneven work but deserves careful viewing."
17.

Predators (2010)

Philadelphia Inquirer
07/09/10 Moderate "The first third of the film is a real drag. But it picks up -- and how! -- once the clutter (read: supporting cast) is thinned out. The action is fierce... This is a worthy follow-up."
18. 08/06/10 Very Good "...awe-inspiring, nail-biting... less about the epic struggle of human vs. nature, or the soaring ambitions of the human spirit than about obsession."
19.

Piranha 3D

Philadelphia Inquirer
08/21/10 Outstanding "...a beautifully choreographed 3D tone poem about lust, sex, death, and mayhem.... there's a conspicuous absence of sentimentality..."
20.

The Last Exorcism

Philadelphia Inquirer
08/27/10 Very Good "...a superbly creepy story about a disillusioned preacher-turned-showman... pulls off its sweetly scary magic trick with great style and panache."

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