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12/04/10 |
Poor |
 "...the Worst Christmas Movie of All Time.... Andrei Konchalovsky has taken 'The Nutcracker' and turned it into a disastrously misconceived musical fantasy adventure." |
| 2. |
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09/04/09 |
Poor |
 "...easily the worst movie of the week, month, year, and Bullock's entire career. It is to comedy what leprosy once was to the island of Molokai: a plague best contemplated from many miles away." |
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04/08/11 |
Poor |
 "...a tedious, dung-colored misfire... potty-mouthed, peepee-obsessed, and devoid of such comedy basics as timing or punch lines.... Dude, where's my taste?" |
| 4. |
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09/17/10 |
Poor |
 "...a thoroughly depressing teen farce in which Internet voyeurism has replaced human intimacy and where privacy is so 20th century.... everyone in it is hateful..." |
| 5. |
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04/30/10 |
Poor |
 "The jokes never rise above the groin. The trees look plastic, the characters more so. The animals -- oh dear god, the animals." |
| 6. |
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11/25/09 |
Poor |
 "...what you'd get if Williams and Travolta went out, got hammered, scrawled scenes on a bar napkin in random order, gave the napkin to Walt Becker, and filmed it." |
| 7. |
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10/30/09 |
Poor |
 "...so singularly inept it gives you a whole new appreciation for the ept.... aggravating enough to have you actively rooting for the couple's demise, the sooner the better." |
| 8. |
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03/13/09 |
Poor |
 "...so unendurably bad it deserves to be put down like a sick dog.... with no sense of period, a romance wholly lacking in chemistry, a comedy without laughs..." |
| 9. |
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04/26/13 |
Poor |
 "...jokey but flatly tone-deaf.... plays like 'Fargo' for idiots.... Bay is unable to establish a comic rhythm or a larger momentum..." |
| 10. |
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02/08/13 |
Poor |
 "...an obnoxious comedy made worse by obnoxious sentimentality. Unfunny, predictable, and vulgar, it's the generic equivalent of a Judd Apatow movie." |
| 11. |
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06/22/12 |
Poor |
 "...joyless, deafening... Bekmambetov's filmmaking style manages to be both frantic and ponderous, and he has the humor of a nightclub bouncer." |
| 12. |
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06/08/12 |
Poor |
 "...this limp culture-clash comedy with a heart of patchouli just made me want to stab my eyeballs out.... it's crystals and smugness all the way..." |
| 13. |
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03/09/12 |
Poor |
 "...an overdirected, conceptually obnoxious art film that's torture to sit through, listen to, and think about." |
| 14. |
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10/14/11 |
Poor |
 "...delicate and sensitive and utter bollocks - a bourgeois wet dream made to soothe the souls and stir the loins of powerful men in midlife crisis." |
| 15. |
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08/19/11 |
Poor |
 "You know that couple you sometimes get stuck with at a dinner party or over a weekend?" |
| 16. |
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12/17/10 |
Poor |
 "...actively painful, a frenetic, unfunny mix of action, romance, dud dialogue, and icky things popping out of the screen. There's a plot... but no one appears to notice." |
| 17. |
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07/01/10 |
Poor |
 "...it's a tossup as to which is worse: the script, which regularly grinds to a halt to Explain Everything... the shockingly dingy camerawork; or the execrable 3-D." |
| 18. |
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01/15/10 |
Poor |
 "It's as if the filmmaker, faced with an endless series of daunting creative choices, proudly took the wrong road each and every time." |
| 19. |
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12/11/09 |
Poor |
 "It's never clear with what mixture of pity and adoration Jaglom wants us to see this creature..." |
| 20. |
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10/09/09 |
Poor |
 "...if the thought of a little boy pooping in a showroom toilet fills you with joy, here's your movie..." |
