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	Title Publication	Review Date	Rating	Quote
1.	The Butcher, the Chef, and the Swordsman (Dao Jian Xiao) New York Post	03/18/11	Poor	"...the most incomprehensible movie of the millennium.... the noise level reminds me of Canal Street in Chinatown on a Sunday afternoon."
2.	Hatchet II New York Post	10/01/10	Poor	" 'I've never been so f - - - ing scared in my life,' one swamp hunter declares. To which this critic replies, 'I've never been so f - - - ing bored in my life.' "
3.	Burzynski New York Post	06/04/10	Poor	"...billed as a documentary but plays like a paid ad.... Stanislaw Burzynski, a Polish-born doctor, claims to cure brain cancer with animal urine.... dull, dull, dull, even for an infomercial."
4.	Blood: The Last Vampire New York Post	07/10/09	Poor	"This isn't really happening, any of it,' somebody remarks on screen about halfway through... Sadly it is."
5.	Watching TV with the Red Chinese New York Post	01/20/12	Poor	"...nearly unwatchable by jumping back and forth in time, using screens within screens and bouncing between color and black-and-white. These stylish quirks serve only to diminish what little momentum there is."
6.	Man on a Mission: Richard Garriott's Road to the Stars New York Post	01/13/12	Poor	"Completely lacking in imagination and purpose, this vanity project might suffice as a home movie, but it's hardly worth the expense and bother of seeing it in a theater."
7.	Tied to a Chair New York Post	05/27/11	Poor	"...a chaotic mess.... It starts out promisingly enough as one of those genteel British comedies seen on PBS, but quickly loses its way... any viewer who hasn't been tied to his or her seat will have fled the theater."
8.	Footprints (2011) New York Post	04/15/11	Poor	"...the script's so incoherent and the acting so amateurish that it makes the worst old-time Hollywood B-flick seem like 'Citizen Kane.' "
9.	The Trouble With Romance New York Post	02/27/09	Poor	"The toilet caper is the lowest point of a movie with many low points, including bad acting and a generic script.... You can see junk like this any night on cable TV, so why waste time and money going out?"
10.	Memorial Day (2009) New York Post	02/06/09	Poor	"The storyless movie is divided roughly into two parts. The first is in 'Girls Gone Wild' mode, only raunchier and more disturbing.... But wait. Without warning, the revelers morph into US troops abusing Iraqi civilians in an Abu Ghraib setting."
11.	The ABCs of Death New York Post	03/08/13	Poor	"A few are worthwhile.... But most are exercises in sickening bad taste, with an emphasis on human bodily functions."
12.	Death by China New York Post	08/24/12	Poor	"...tells us little we don't already know and is overwhelmingly one-sided. It would make a nice TV infomercial, but certainly doesn't deserve a big-screen release."
13.	Chronicling a Crisis New York Post	05/04/12	Poor	"Watching the vanity project is like being forced to sit through a friend's boring home movies. You're better off hunting down a DVD of one of Amos Kollek's old features."
14.	Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day New York Post	04/13/12	Poor	"...a contrived and preachy melodrama produced by big-time televangelist T.D. Jakes.... When I want to commune with my Maker, I go to church."
15.	Bonsai People: The Vision of Muhammad Yunus New York Post	02/10/12	Poor	"...boring lectures by Muhammad Yunus and pedantic commentary by Holly Mosher... has all the excitement of an infomercial touting mattresses."
16.	Lula, the Son of Brazil New York Post	01/13/12	Poor	"...dashes from incident to incident without pausing to give viewers what they really need: insight into what made Lula tick.... little is offered here about his psyche."
17.	The Flowers of War New York Post	12/23/11	Poor	"...a ludicrous soap opera... Battle scenes are spectacular -- great explosions! -- but most of the screen time is taken up by a contrived and schmaltzy script..."
18.	Damn! New York Post	08/12/11	Poor	"...a lightweight documentary about Jimmy McMillan, a 64-year-old African-American who ran for governor of New York on the Rent Is Too Damn High party ticket... little more than a rehash of old news."
19.	Hobo With a Shotgun New York Post	05/06/11	Poor	"...director Jason Eisener has no idea how to give violence a touch of class."
20.	When Harry Tries to Marry New York Post	04/22/11	Poor	"If there's a fresh idea in 'When Harry Tries To Marry,' I couldn't find it. So clichéd that it took me just 15 minutes to figure out where the story was headed.... no more than a TV sitcom minus the laugh track."

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