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EULOGY FOR A VAMPIREMovie Reviews
Horror film about gay vampires, set in a monastery. Cast:Ryan G. Metzger, Sal Bardo, Wilson Hand, Darin Guerrasio, Damacio RuizDirector:Patrick McGuinnRelease Date:October 23, 2009DVD Release:October 26, 2010Length:1 hr. 47 min.
Eulogy for a Vampire played in New York City to poor reviews. • Billy Heller wrote in the New York Post, "...this group of smitten and bitten men are no fun at all. That is, unless you like heavy breathing, underwear sniffing, cringe-inducing blood sucking, murder by stabbing or hanging, plus grainy, underexposed cinematography and stilted acting." More Reviews Below...
Eulogy for a Vampire Positive Reviews (3 Reviews, reviews below)
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NEW YORK/LOS ANGELES/CHICAGO/TORONTO (3 Reviews)
Neil Genzlinger, New York Times: POOR "...spectacularly bad... This one is aimed at those who find the mix of religious imagery, whippings, animal blood, amateurish cinematography and moronic dialogue to be arousing."(See all of Neil Genzlinger's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 267 words, 10/23/09
Billy Heller, New York Post: POOR(cg) "...this group of smitten and bitten men are no fun at all. That is, unless you like heavy breathing, underwear sniffing, cringe-inducing blood sucking, murder by stabbing or hanging, plus grainy, underexposed cinematography and stilted acting."(See all of Billy Heller's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 194 words, 10/23/09
Andrew Schenker, Village Voice: WEAK "...a frustratingly tame affair, more notable for its sloppy construction and slipshod plotting than any of the hot-blooded thrills we'd expect from either side of the genre mash-up.... this is one gay vampire film that's surprisingly anemic."(See all of Andrew Schenker's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 216 words, 10/21/09
KEY CITIES (0 Reviews)
Eulogy for a Vampire has not been reviewed in Key Cities
ALTERNATIVE/INDIE PRESS (1 Review)
Andrew Schenker, Village Voice: WEAK "...a frustratingly tame affair, more notable for its sloppy construction and slipshod plotting than any of the hot-blooded thrills we'd expect from either side of the genre mash-up.... this is one gay vampire film that's surprisingly anemic."(See all of Andrew Schenker's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 216 words, 10/21/09
HIGHBROW PRESS (1 Review)
Neil Genzlinger, New York Times: POOR "...spectacularly bad... This one is aimed at those who find the mix of religious imagery, whippings, animal blood, amateurish cinematography and moronic dialogue to be arousing."(See all of Neil Genzlinger's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 267 words, 10/23/09
MOVIE INDUSTRY (1 Review)
Neil Genzlinger, New York Times: POOR "...spectacularly bad... This one is aimed at those who find the mix of religious imagery, whippings, animal blood, amateurish cinematography and moronic dialogue to be arousing."(See all of Neil Genzlinger's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 267 words, 10/23/09
22.0 Percentage Points Average Difference Between Reviews (Norm is 18.4pp; <18.4pp = More Consistent; >18.4pp = More Mixed)
Eulogy for a Vampire's reviews are separated by an average 22.0 percentage points. The norm for this measure is 18.4 percentage points. Less than 18.4 indicates more consistent reviews; greater than 18.4 indicates more mixed reviews. In the chart below, each dot represents a review, with the dots at the top more positive than the dots at the bottom. From left to right, the dots represent reviews in big, bigger and biggest publications. Roll over each dot for more detail.
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Coverage:Eulogy for a Vampire's reviews cover 5.4% of potential readers (average is 67.9%). Volume:The film's reviews total 677 words involume (average is 20,172 words). Length:The film's reviews average 226 words in length (the norm is 517 words).
Eulogy for a Vampire Coverage, Volume & Length (3 Reviews, reviews below)
Reviews Broke 6.2 Hours Before Release (Norm is 1.2 Release)
Eulogy for a Vampire's reviews on average broke 6.2 hours before opening. Norm for this measure is 1.2 hours before. The chart below shows reviews on opening day and the days before and after opening; the left side is earlier and the right side is later. The red bars extending above the horizontal mid-line represent more positive reviews, and the red bars extending below represent more negative reviews. The white space/red bar in the middle is Eulogy for a Vampire's opening day. Click on any bar for a list of the reviews for that day.
Eulogy for a Vampire (3 reviews, click on bars for reviews)
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