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Story: Drama about four men in their forties, college friends whose lives are changed when their annual reunion spins out of control. Cast: Thomas Jane, Jeremy Piven, Rob Lowe, Christian McKay, Carla Gugino Director: Mark Pellington Opened: December 9, 2011 On DVD: February 28, 2012 From: Magnolia Rating: R Length: 1 hr. 56 min.
Out On DVD
FEBRUARY 28, 2012
I Melt with You, Poor Reviews, Mixed Limited
Updated: Wed, Apr 11 2012, 06:38pm
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I Melt with You played in limited release to poor reviews. Reviews were mixed. • Mick LaSalle wrote in the San Francisco Chronicle, "...this is not a movie about typical men. This is something else, a study of morbid group dynamics as well as a glimpse into the inner mechanisms of four of the most miserable human beings on the planet." • And Patrick Z. McGavin called the film for Cinema 24/7, "...alternately provocative, disturbing and frustratingly opaque..."   More Reviews Below...

I Melt with You
Positive Reviews
(14 Reviews,  reviews below)
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26.3% 20.0% 30.5% 22.5% 8.9% 31.6% 22.8% 75.0% $5K
Averages: 51.8% 54.1% 52.3% 46.9% 45.8% 48.7% 49.9% 54.7%
Reviews & Quotes (14)

BROAD NATIONAL PRESS (1 Review)
Kat Murphy, MSN Movies: POOR (cg)
"...screams downer from the get-go.... a music video masquerading as movie, all whacked-out sound and fury, signifying nothing." (Read the full review...)
785 words, 12/06/11
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NEW YORK/LOS ANGELES/CHICAGO/TORONTO (6 Reviews)
Stephen Holden, New York Times: POOR
"...wants to be a jolting exposé of the malaise of modern masculinity.... [but] turns into a ludicrous, cheap horror thriller that sheds any claims to integrity. By the end, you feel nothing, not even contempt." (Read the full review...)
506 words, 12/09/11

Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News: POOR (cg)
"If it weren't played so very straight, this jaw-dropping thriller might pass for an accurate satire of Hollywood self-indulgence. Instead, it serves as a prime example." (Read the full review...)
184 words, 12/09/11

Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times: POOR
"A fanfare for the common jerk that taints every '80s-era alt-rock soundtrack tune it touches... assuredly marks itself as one of 2011's most ludicrous releases." (Read the full review...)
232 words, 12/09/11

Kyle Smith, New York Post: OUTSTANDING (cg)
"...director Mark Pellington and writer Glenn Porter have a bold idea and pursue it with abandon ablaze.... The effect is wicked, disorienting and spellbindingly inappropriate -- somewhere between Sophocles and Sid Vicious." (Read the full review...)
246 words, 12/09/11

Aaron Hillis, Village Voice/LA Weekly: POOR
"Insincere and superficially nihilistic... Why can't this lost weekend stay lost?" (Read the full review...)
182 words, 12/07/11
KEY CITIES (1 Review)
Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle: VERY GOOD (cg)
"...this is not a movie about typical men. This is something else, a study of morbid group dynamics as well as a glimpse into the inner mechanisms of four of the most miserable human beings on the planet." (Read the full review...)
460 words, 12/23/11
ALTERNATIVE/INDIE PRESS (5 Reviews)
Aaron Hillis, Village Voice/LA Weekly: POOR
"Insincere and superficially nihilistic... Why can't this lost weekend stay lost?" (Read the full review...)
182 words, 12/07/11

Noel Murray, AV Club: POOR (cg)
"...a movie about self-absorbed douchebags that wallows in their douchebaggery." (Read the full review...)
417 words, 12/08/11

Michelle Orange, Movieline: WEAK (cg)
"An industrial grade melodrama with more cuts than a pound of Bolivian marching powder... all of the film's lesser ambitions are undone by its most risible one -- to be serious, and thus be taken seriously." (Read the full review...)
713 words, 12/08/11

Nick Schager, Slant: POOR (cg)
"...the only thing more narcissistically indulgent than the film's repugnant protagonists is Mark Pellington's iPod-scored, visually flashy, thoroughly hollow directorial celebration of them." (Read the full review...)
436 words, 12/04/11
HIGHBROW PRESS (2 Reviews)
Stephen Holden, New York Times: POOR
"...wants to be a jolting exposé of the malaise of modern masculinity.... [but] turns into a ludicrous, cheap horror thriller that sheds any claims to integrity. By the end, you feel nothing, not even contempt." (Read the full review...)
506 words, 12/09/11

Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times: POOR
"A fanfare for the common jerk that taints every '80s-era alt-rock soundtrack tune it touches... assuredly marks itself as one of 2011's most ludicrous releases." (Read the full review...)
232 words, 12/09/11
MOVIE INDUSTRY (5 Reviews)
Robert Koehler, Daily Variety: POOR
"A weekend romp for four middle-aged buddies devolves into a drug-fueled, suicidal hell in Mark Pellington's ill-conceived and executed 'I Melt With You,' a work of extreme self-indulgence that would benefit from the hand of a firm producer and editor..." (Read the full review...)
817 words, 01/29/11

Todd McCarthy, Hollywood Reporter: VERY GOOD
"...a compelling and disturbing drama about some elemental male issues.... Director Mark Pellington and writer Glenn Porter have nothing if not the courage of their convictions..." (Read the full review...)
1,015 words, 01/28/11

Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times: POOR
"A fanfare for the common jerk that taints every '80s-era alt-rock soundtrack tune it touches... assuredly marks itself as one of 2011's most ludicrous releases." (Read the full review...)
232 words, 12/09/11

Patrick Z. McGavin, Cinema 24/7: GOOD (NOT GREAT) (cg)
"...an alternately provocative, disturbing and frustratingly opaque work about male vanity, narcissism and the crisis of masculinity.... a guilty pleasure that is easy to surrender to though difficult to embrace." (Read the full review...)
928 words, 02/06/11

Stephen Holden, New York Times: POOR
"...wants to be a jolting exposé of the malaise of modern masculinity.... [but] turns into a ludicrous, cheap horror thriller that sheds any claims to integrity. By the end, you feel nothing, not even contempt." (Read the full review...)
506 words, 12/09/11
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Review Mixture
31.2 Percentage Points Average Difference Between Reviews
(Norm is 18.4pp; <18.4pp = More Consistent; >18.4pp = More Mixed)

I Melt with You's reviews are separated by an average 31.2 percentage points. The norm for this measure is 18.4 percentage points. Less than 18.4 indicates more consistent reviews; greater than 18.4 indicates more mixed reviews. In the chart below, each dot represents a review, with the dots at the top more positive than the dots at the bottom. From left to right, the dots represent reviews in big, bigger and biggest publications. Roll over each dot for more detail.

I Melt with You
(14 reviews)
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Coverage, Volume & Length

Coverage: I Melt with You's reviews cover 15.4% of potential readers (average is 68.2%). Volume: The film's reviews total 7,103 words in volume (average is 19,979 words). Length: The film's reviews average 507 words in length (the norm is 512 words).

I Melt with You
Coverage, Volume & Length
(14 Reviews,  reviews below)
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Opening Day Reviews
Reviews Broke 24 Days Before Release (Norm is 0.2 Release)

I Melt with You's reviews on average broke 24 days before opening. Norm for this measure is 0.2 hours after. The chart below shows reviews on opening day and the days before and after opening; the left side is earlier and the right side is later. The red bars extending above the horizontal mid-line represent more positive reviews, and the red bars extending below represent more negative reviews. The white space/red bar in the middle is I Melt with You's opening day. Click on any bar for a list of the reviews for that day.

I Melt with You
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