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Comedy about a young man who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a naked centerfold in a men's magazine. Cast:Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi, Molly Stanton, Craig RobinsonDirector:Zach Cregger, Trevor MooreRelease Date:March 13, 2009DVD Release:July 28, 2009From:Fox SearchlightRating:RLength:1 hr. 29 min.
Miss March played to poor reviews. • Roger Moore wrote in the Orlando Sentinel, "A cut-rate Apatow-ish raunch comedy... one of those painful comedies in which the strain to be funny shows -- always." • And Ty Burr wrote in the Boston Globe, "The movie's aiming for the drunken college crowd but most of the gags have the nervous, giggly idiocy of two middle-school kids flipping through dad's 'Playboy.' " More Reviews Below...
Miss March Positive Reviews (12 Reviews, reviews below)
Miss March has not been reviewed by Broad National Press
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NEW YORK/LOS ANGELES/CHICAGO/TORONTO (6 Reviews)
Rachel Saltz, New York Times: MODERATE "...it isn't very funny. There's much spraying liquid, predictable excrement, a smutty rapper, an epileptic girl and, of course, beautiful lesbians making out."(See all of Rachel Saltz's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 377 words, 03/13/09
Joe Neumaier, New York Daily News: POOR(cg) "...boy is 'Miss March' a stupid comedy. How stupid? Well, it used to be called 'Miss February' until its release date changed."(See all of Joe Neumaier's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 497 words, 03/13/09
Glenn Whipp, Los Angeles Times/Chicago Tribune: POOR "...monumentally stupid... The boys' Tweedledum and Tweedledee act wears thin after about a minute... there are no memorable supporting characters to pick up the slack."(See all of Glenn Whipp's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 373 words, 03/13/09
Kyle Smith, New York Post: POOR(cg) "...90-minute rip-off of the J. Geils Band song 'Centerfold' whose multi-hyphenate creators prove themselves actor-director-writer-failures."(See all of Kyle Smith's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 287 words, 03/13/09
Melissa Anderson, LA Weekly: POOR "...sprays like an exploding colostomy bag... Only a moron would expect a dude road-trip-sex comedy to be more than an aggressive expression of male sexual anxiety."(See all of Melissa Anderson's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 206 words, 03/19/09
KEY CITIES (2 Reviews)
Ty Burr, Boston Globe: POOR(cg) "The movie's aiming for the drunken college crowd but most of the gags have the nervous, giggly idiocy of two middle-school kids flipping through dad's 'Playboy.' "(See all of Ty Burr's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 457 words, 03/14/09
Melissa Anderson, LA Weekly: POOR "...sprays like an exploding colostomy bag... Only a moron would expect a dude road-trip-sex comedy to be more than an aggressive expression of male sexual anxiety."(See all of Melissa Anderson's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 206 words, 03/19/09
Betsy Sherman, Boston Phoenix: POOR(cg) "...gives us one of cinema's more annoying innocent-plus-crazy-id-best-friend pairings... The boys directed and co-scripted, so there's no one else to blame."(See all of Betsy Sherman's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 145 words, 03/12/09
HIGHBROW PRESS (2 Reviews)
Rachel Saltz, New York Times: MODERATE "...it isn't very funny. There's much spraying liquid, predictable excrement, a smutty rapper, an epileptic girl and, of course, beautiful lesbians making out."(See all of Rachel Saltz's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 377 words, 03/13/09
Glenn Whipp, Los Angeles Times: POOR "...monumentally stupid... The boys' Tweedledum and Tweedledee act wears thin after about a minute... there are no memorable supporting characters to pick up the slack."(See all of Glenn Whipp's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 373 words, 03/13/09
Kirk Honeycutt, Hollywood Reporter: POOR "...navigates through a series of witless excrement and piss jokes, dick humor, black stereotypes, Playmate stereotypes and bad rap music..."(See all of Kirk Honeycutt's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 666 words, 03/13/09
Glenn Whipp, Los Angeles Times: POOR "...monumentally stupid... The boys' Tweedledum and Tweedledee act wears thin after about a minute... there are no memorable supporting characters to pick up the slack."(See all of Glenn Whipp's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 373 words, 03/13/09
Rachel Saltz, New York Times: MODERATE "...it isn't very funny. There's much spraying liquid, predictable excrement, a smutty rapper, an epileptic girl and, of course, beautiful lesbians making out."(See all of Rachel Saltz's reviews...)(Read the full review...) 377 words, 03/13/09
19.3 Percentage Points Average Difference Between Reviews (Norm is 18.4pp; <18.4pp = More Consistent; >18.4pp = More Mixed)
Miss March's reviews are separated by an average 19.3 percentage points. The norm for this measure is 18.4 percentage points. Less than 18.4 indicates more consistent reviews; greater than 18.4 indicates more mixed reviews. In the chart below, each dot represents a review, with the dots at the top more positive than the dots at the bottom. From left to right, the dots represent reviews in big, bigger and biggest publications. Roll over each dot for more detail.
Miss March (12 reviews) Roll over dots for each review
Coverage:Miss March's reviews cover 14.7% of potential readers (average is 67.9%). Volume:The film's reviews total 4,682 words involume (average is 20,172 words). Length:The film's reviews average 390 words in length (the norm is 517 words).
Miss March Coverage, Volume & Length (12 Reviews, reviews below)
Reviews Broke 5.5 Hours Before Release (Norm is 1.2 Release)
Miss March's reviews on average broke 5.5 hours before opening. Norm for this measure is 1.2 hours before. The chart below shows reviews on opening day and the days before and after opening; the left side is earlier and the right side is later. The red bars extending above the horizontal mid-line represent more positive reviews, and the red bars extending below represent more negative reviews. The white space/red bar in the middle is Miss March's opening day. Click on any bar for a list of the reviews for that day.
Miss March (12 reviews, click on bars for reviews)
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