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01/07/12 |
Poor |
 "...reminds us how little it takes to make some people scream in a crowded movie theater." |
| 2. |
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10/14/11 |
Poor |
 "...all Tom Six is going for, with the generous application of both hardware supplies to the skin and feces to the camera, is a tired commentary on his shallow talents..." |
| 3. |
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12/04/10 |
Poor |
 "...the Worst Christmas Movie of All Time.... Andrei Konchalovsky has taken 'The Nutcracker' and turned it into a disastrously misconceived musical fantasy adventure." |
| 4. |
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04/09/10 |
Poor |
 "...the Special Victims Unit edition of 'Jumanji'.... the Kidz Bop version of 'Saw'.... no one needs this. But the movie continues anyway..." |
| 5. |
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09/04/09 |
Poor |
 "...easily the worst movie of the week, month, year, and Bullock's entire career. It is to comedy what leprosy once was to the island of Molokai: a plague best contemplated from many miles away." |
| 6. |
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01/05/13 |
Poor |
 "...has acting often associated with sketch comedy that has bad acting in its crosshairs, with the self-consciousness of reality-television personhood." |
| 7. |
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09/14/12 |
Poor |
 "...expressly aimed at conservative viewers.... The problem with this numbskull travesty isn't that it's fatuous and smug. It's that it's slack and dull. The storytelling is inept..." |
| 8. |
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09/07/12 |
Poor |
 "Crude, moronic teen sex comedies aren't an American monopoly. Who knew that when the 'Porky's' movies (finally) died, they went to England?" |
| 9. |
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08/24/12 |
Poor |
 "People do stupid things all the time... but there is a level of stupidity displayed by the people in this movie that beggars belief." |
| 10. |
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09/16/11 |
Poor |
 "...a crude, queasy, ugly remake... Lurie is such an obvious director that he can't even allow Peckinpah's fascist subtext to stand on its own." |
| 11. |
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09/02/11 |
Poor |
 "...badly written, directed, and conceived... lacks the necessarily thematic coherence to accomplish proselytism of any kind." |
| 12. |
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04/08/11 |
Poor |
 "...a tedious, dung-colored misfire... potty-mouthed, peepee-obsessed, and devoid of such comedy basics as timing or punch lines.... Dude, where's my taste?" |
| 13. |
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10/30/10 |
Poor |
 "...a dull, 3-D disaster." |
| 14. |
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09/24/10 |
Poor |
 "...another miserable movie about women at war over nonsense.... The cast isn't terrible; they're simply failed by the filmmaking." |
| 15. |
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09/17/10 |
Poor |
 "...a thoroughly depressing teen farce in which Internet voyeurism has replaced human intimacy and where privacy is so 20th century.... everyone in it is hateful..." |
| 16. |
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07/17/10 |
Poor |
 "...processed cheese molded into a series of loosely related, sloppily choreographed, and inexplicably auto-tuned dance numbers.... little more than a series of cliches..." |
| 17. |
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06/04/10 |
Poor |
 "...it's likely that your family will hate 'Marmaduke,' a sleepy carnival of talking animals based on a laughless comic strip that debuted in 1954 and refuses to go away." |
| 18. |
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04/30/10 |
Poor |
 "The jokes never rise above the groin. The trees look plastic, the characters more so. The animals -- oh dear god, the animals." |
| 19. |
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03/12/10 |
Poor |
 "...full of non-people, living non-lives. The angst on display is inversely proportional to its cause.... the movie crassly repurposes tragedy to excuse its cliches." |
| 20. |
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12/05/09 |
Poor |
 "...seems like a setup for 'Hostel' parody, but when the 'Van Helsing' riffs start about 10 minutes into the movie, it's clear that we're headed for awfully musty territory." |
