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03/29/13 |
Poor |
 "The movie is arid, inert, inept, dumbly preposterous, and endless. I was looking at my watch after 20 minutes.... a dramatic sinkhole." |
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10/19/12 |
Poor |
 "...a repellent comedy about unpleasant women and a stubborn case of vaginal yeast infection... the nadir of equal-opportunity raunch..." |
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08/31/12 |
Poor |
 "Dinesh D'Souza's documentary is no mere screed: '2016: Obama's America' is a nonsensically unsubstantiated act of character assassination." |
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02/12/10 |
Poor |
 "...a nasty box of cheap chocolate on Valentine's Day... follow me while we search for the emergency exits together." |
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12/11/09 |
Poor |
 "...boasts the kind of acting and direction usually relegated to the adult section of your local video store.... everyone should see something this bad at least once..." |
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11/27/09 |
Poor |
 "Exhausted as the premise already is, 'Old Dogs' nevertheless finds ways to make the lesson even less tolerable." |
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11/06/09 |
Poor |
 "...one of those over-the-top absurdist antiwar 'satires'... a magical-realist sitcom war farce that ends up being about nothing but its own slovenly smugness." |
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04/03/09 |
Poor |
 "...it's like a pastry that's been sitting on the shelf for 60 years.... the plot is a drily indigestible wad of show-must-go-on preciousness and socialist sentimentality." |
| 9. |
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03/13/09 |
Poor |
 "...merely vile (and dull), with a badly miscast Tony Goldwyn as the raging dad who makes revenge for his daughter's violation look more gratuitously brutal than the crime." |
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09/21/12 |
Poor |
 "Its entire thing is slackly staged, flatly acted exposition.... the rare horror film so bad you almost wish it had turned into a good old connect-the-gory-dots slasher movie." |
| 11. |
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08/24/12 |
Poor |
 "Despite endless jarbled techno-nonsense about EEGs and spectral energy, the ghostly terror at the center of this generic scarer remains a paranormal nonentity." |
| 12. |
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07/06/12 |
Poor |
 "...largely autobiographical.... But still: An appreciation that the pain is personal doesn't compensate for the picture's self-absorbed need to alienate." |
| 13. |
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05/04/12 |
Poor |
 "Terminal colon cancer has never looked more fetching than in the critically ill romantic-disease comedy.... inane..." |
| 14. |
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03/16/12 |
Poor |
 "It makes you want to see Murphy team up with Judd Apatow, or even take on a dead-serious dramatic role -- do anything but star in another movie like this one." |
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09/30/11 |
Poor |
 "...the movie not only makes cheap sex jokes but looks skanky, too. Lighting, camerawork, and editing are all a slapdash mess." |
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03/05/11 |
Poor |
 "...stunningly bad... Spectacularly poor judgment in everything from acting to costuming... right on the cusp of the so-bad-it's-good Hall of Shame." |
| 17. |
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02/25/11 |
Poor |
 "...witless, insultingly derivative, muddy-looking... edited in the hammering epileptic style that marks so many films produced, as this one is, by Michael Bay." |
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10/09/10 |
Poor |
 "...a brainless, joyless, and yes, you might even say, soulless teen slasher -- the kind of thing you'd expect from one of the lesser directors Wes Craven inspired..." |
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10/08/10 |
Poor |
 "...the most ridiculous, irritating, two-dimensional rom-com heroine since... Katherine Heigl's last rom-com.... witless, unfunny, unromantic..." |
| 20. |
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10/02/10 |
Poor |
 "...even if you've never sat through 'The Omen' or 'The Bad Seed' or 'Orphan' or 'Joshua,' you've seen this hackneyed, hell-spawn hooey before." |
