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	Title Critic	Review Date	Rating	Quote
1.	And Now a Word from Our Sponsor David Klipen	05/09/13	Poor	"You feel for these co-stars, but it's the only genuine feeling the picture affords."
2.	Aftershock (2013) Chuck Wilson	05/09/13	Poor	"Should we laugh? Is this a comedy? If so, are we also expected to giggle when a gang of escaped convicts chase down and rape one of the women?"
3.	Scary Movie V Pete Vonder Haar	04/18/13	Poor	"...terrible. For an alleged comedy, it's remarkably laugh-free; as insta-parody, it already feels dated ('Inception' references?)."
4.	Come Out and Play Scott Foundas	03/21/13	Poor	"The lurid premise is clearly predicated on one potential outcome -- seeing some grown-up go apeshit on these prepubescent psychos..."
5.	A Haunted House Sherilyn Connelly	01/17/13	Poor	"Are the movie's half-dozen genuine laughs there just to tease the audience? What can we do to keep 'A Haunted House 2' from happening?"
6.	Silent Hill: Revelation 3D Nick Schager	11/01/12	Poor	"...less a nightmare than an afternoon nap.... a film whose early warning to Heather should be heeded: 'Don't go to Silent Hill.' "
7.	Alex Cross Eric Hynes	10/25/12	Poor	"Now a master of the smugly inept line reading, Ed Burns is the key to appreciating the film as an unintentional but thoroughgoing parody of itself."
8.	30 Beats Nick Pinkerton	07/19/12	Poor	"...boasts a distinctly mid-90s funky, sex-positive vibe... structured around a roundelay of sexual liaisons."
9.	Cellmates (2012) Ernest Hardy	05/31/12	Poor	"...there was a time when Tom Sizemore was considered one of America's most promising actors.... 'Cellmates' won't trigger memories of that promise."
10.	Detention (2012) Nick Pinkerton	04/12/12	Poor	" 'It's called post-irony,' says one character of the swarming references. I can think of another word for it."
11.	The Decoy Bride Michael Atkinson	03/08/12	Poor	"The supposedly frothy tone is tarry and flavorless, and the drill is painfully familiar..."
12.	Ultrasuede: In Search of Halston Eric Hynes	02/09/12	Poor	"There's a good film to be made about Halston, the dashing man who went from Iowa-born milliner to revered fashion designer... but dear Lord, 'Ultrasuede' is not it."
13.	One for the Money (2012) Melissa Anderson	02/02/12	Poor	"...allows the actress to finally stretch: Her hair is brown, not blond; her Jersey accent roams freely all over the tristate area."
14.	New Year's Eve (2011) Melissa Anderson	12/08/11	Poor	"Mayans might have predicted the end of the world in 2012, but could they have known that the countdown to eternal hellfire would begin with Garry Marshall's 'New Year's Eve'?"
15.	Answers to Nothing Aaron Hillis	12/01/11	Poor	"Nudging past two lengthy hours, 'Answers to Nothing' also answers to nobody, oblivious to how far-fetched and emotionally fraudulent its lost-soul crises are."
16.	The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) Karina Longworth	10/06/11	Poor	"Once director Tom Six's conceptual project becomes clear, his escalating audience-mocking torture is increasingly pointless."
17.	Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D Nick Schager	08/25/11	Poor	"Having already struck the 3D barrel's bottom with its last, third installment, this film goes the extra step to deliver a new gimmicky way to repel: '4-D.' "
18.	Zookeeper Nick Schager	07/14/11	Poor	"...it's unclear if this is the crazy Nick Nolte's career apex or nadir."
19.	Fading of the Cries Andrew Schenker	07/07/11	Poor	"...convoluted mess sets new lows in underimagined, overplotted narrative -- not to mention grade-Z thesping and dimly portentous dialogue."
20.	The Art of Getting By Melissa Anderson	06/16/11	Poor	"...makes the great -- and even the mediocre -- teen movies of 30 years ago, like 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High,' 'Fame,' and 'Foxes,' look even more radical..."

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