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05/10/13 |
Poor |
 "...so unspeakably dull that it can't even offend, save when the filmmakers have the almighty nerve to quote Alfred Hitchcock and Jonathan Demme." |
| 2. |
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04/26/13 |
Poor |
 "...brutally unfunny, cringe-worthy.... provides ample opportunities for Robert De Niro, Diane Keaton, Susan Sarandon and Robin Williams to embarrass themselves." |
| 3. |
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03/23/13 |
Poor |
 "One gag introduces an entrepreneur with a wire hanger in an abortion clinic, while another involves a mouse and a cheese-coated penis." |
| 4. |
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02/08/13 |
Poor |
 "...a witless homage to the 'Saw' franchise and its ilk.... If you've never seen or heard of reality television, this film may indeed blow your mind with its on-the-nose moralizing..." |
| 5. |
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01/26/13 |
Poor |
 "...brutally unfunny... cringe-inducing... How I wish I could unsee Oscar-winner Halle Berry mashing guacamole with her breasts... Or Gerard Butler as a leprechaun..." |
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01/25/13 |
Poor |
 "...a real stinker.... an exceedingly dull and stillborn attempt to update the Brothers Grimm.... Nothing makes a whole lot of sense in this incoherent movie..." |
| 7. |
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08/17/12 |
Poor |
 "...unwatchable.... a shoddy, slapdash look at issues raised by the Great Depression that neither gives an adequate overview nor manages to argue a coherent thesis." |
| 8. |
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06/22/12 |
Poor |
 "...stupid plot... stupid history... stupid action scenes... stupid trivializing of slavery.... I'd rather gargle nitroglycerine than watch this again..." |
| 9. |
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06/15/12 |
Poor |
 "...dear audience, you are the one who'll be volunteering for cinematic thumb screws if you're dumb enough to give this cheap exploitation picture your time." |
| 10. |
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06/01/12 |
Poor |
 "...so obvious, earnest and banal that, though the movie is barely an hour and a quarter before the credits, it feels like it would be faster to go out and fix up a boat yourself." |
| 11. |
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06/01/12 |
Poor |
 "...a grueling vanity piece.... as a leading man, Blayne Weaver's immense lack of charisma matches the total absence of talent he shows as a writer." |
| 12. |
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06/01/12 |
Poor |
 "...while director Ami Horowitz doesn't share Michael Moore's politics, he worships Moore's techniques... What truly makes 'U.N. Me' repulsive is its crassness." |
| 13. |
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05/04/12 |
Poor |
 "...a perfect storm of inanity... Who knew dying could be such a laugh riot? Certainly not any of us who have actually watched a loved one in the awful final stages of cancer." |
| 14. |
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03/30/12 |
Poor |
 "What is the lamest aspect of all? Could be the costumes... or the dialogue... But I pick the lazy, inert, lackluster plot." |
| 15. |
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03/02/12 |
Poor |
 "Tim & Eric seem driven by a hatred of the audience and a wish to punish the same. Every episode of every sitcom I've ever seen is funnier than this movie..." |
| 16. |
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02/17/12 |
Poor |
 "Nearly totally laugh-, chemistry- and coherence-free... has a script whose sensible parts would fit on a napkin with enough room left over for the Gettysburg Address." |
| 17. |
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01/07/12 |
Poor |
 "...the film's ending is unforgivably, inexplicably lame. I really couldn't believe it, and neither could anyone else in the theater." |
| 18. |
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12/16/11 |
Poor |
 "...witless... incompetently made... It really couldn't have been easy for Jason Lee to keep a straight face while saying, 'I'm not in this for the money.' " |
| 19. |
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12/09/11 |
Poor |
 "I have zero reservations about telling you how much I loathed 'New Year's Eve,' a soul-sucking monument to Hollywood greed and saccharine holiday culture." |
| 20. |
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12/02/11 |
Poor |
 "A root canal seems a more pleasurable way to pass two hours than this interminable vanity knockoff of 'Traffic' about troubled Angelenos." |
