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12/24/09 |
Weak |
 "...it's inevitable that Sherlock Holmes's 21st-century avatar would be a buff superhero.... also something of a Bushwick boho." |
| 2. |
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12/10/09 |
Very Good |
 "Christian McKay's vocal impression of Welles is pitch-perfect, and he nails Welles's ironic twinkle and assured, mocking self-importance." |
| 3. |
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12/03/09 |
Poor |
 "...no more a Christmas movie than 'Yentl.' " |
| 4. |
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12/03/09 |
Poor |
 "Indifferently compiled Indie Hitz -- the Blow, MGMT, Peter Bjorn and John, Band of Horses -- periodically fill the laughless silence that will prevail in any theater where this screens." |
| 5. |
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11/26/09 |
Weak |
 "Eurocop Harris discovers the ninjas' secret role in black-ops history, so, naturally, they come after her -- that's the entire plot." |
| 6. |
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11/26/09 |
Weak |
 "...chaste, oddly bloodless, and nearly plotless..." |
| 7. |
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11/19/09 |
Moderate |
 "Handsome doofus Chuck is a chip off the Buzz Lightyear block, but 'Planet 51' lacks the Pixar polish (particularly in its writing) -- still, it's not a bad knockoff." |
| 8. |
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11/12/09 |
Outstanding |
 "...the movie deftly shifts its point of view from downstairs to upstairs and back again, always keeping us off-balance..." |
| 9. |
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11/12/09 |
Fair |
 "...washes ashore with most of its better bits excised." |
| 10. |
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11/06/09 |
Weak |
 "The best thing about this movie is that its title keeps suggesting new self-reflexive metaphors -- like the tightly wound filmmaker's dogged attempt to think outside it." |
| 11. |
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11/05/09 |
Fair |
 "...would you believe that George Clooney's latest production is meant to be a comedy? Perhaps in 1967, and under the right pharmaceutical conditions, it might have seemed so..." |
| 12. |
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11/05/09 |
Weak |
 "Zemeckis has a tin ear for Dickens's grand moral melodramas, or just doesn't care much." |
| 13. |
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11/05/09 |
Weak |
 "A couple of modestly effective shocks lie in store, but none as frightening as the onscreen text informing us that some 11 million people claim to have seen a UFO." |
| 14. |
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10/29/09 |
Fair |
 "...a series of survivor accounts and philosophical meditations on lightning strikes... Baichwal's fizzled essay makes you yearn for the clarity of the Weather Channel." |
| 15. |
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10/29/09 |
Good |
 "...funniest when addressing a straight audience, making outlandish claims in favor of the free market and the benefits of unregulated catastrophe..." |
| 16. |
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10/29/09 |
Poor |
 "...a bumblefuck involving a serial killer, Jigsaw, who devises 'Fear Factor'/'Pit andthe Pendulum'-style deadly dilemmas for his victims." |
| 17. |
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10/29/09 |
Weak |
 "...how many times can you really show Jackson dressing down the band, over and over again, for failing to correctly 'bathe in the moonlight'? Many, many times." |
| 18. |
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10/22/09 |
Weak |
 "Uma has been cursed with a mannered 'comic' performance and that funky, flutey elocution she uses when she's trying to speak like a real person." |
| 19. |
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10/22/09 |
Fair |
 "Dylan Walsh ain't bad. He's nondescriptly handsome in a subdued, strong jawline, L.L. Bean fashion, short-ish as bullies will be, and oversensitive and overpolite..." |
| 20. |
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10/22/09 |
Weak |
 "...might have worked if were either straight dark comedy or actually dark, like its source material." |
