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Village Voice Alternative Weeklies
309 reviews, averaging 54.3% positive

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1.
Sherlock Holmes
J. Hoberman
12/24/09 Weak "...it's inevitable that Sherlock Holmes's 21st-century avatar would be a buff superhero.... As played by Robert Downey Jr. with gloomy insouciance, Holmes is also something of a Bushwick boho."
2. 12/10/09 Very Good "Christian McKay's vocal impression of Welles is pitch-perfect, and he nails Welles's ironic twinkle and assured, mocking self-importance."
3.
The Strip
Nick Pinkerton
12/03/09 Poor "Indifferently compiled Indie Hitz -- the Blow, MGMT, Peter Bjorn and John, Band of Horses -- periodically fill the laughless silence that will prevail in any theater where this screens."
4.
Everybody's Fine
Robert Wilonsky
12/03/09 Poor "...no more a Christmas movie than 'Yentl.' "
5. 11/26/09 Weak "...chaste, oddly bloodless, and nearly plotless..."
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Ninja Assassin
Brian Miller
11/26/09 Weak "Eurocop Harris discovers the ninjas' secret role in black-ops history, so, naturally, they come after her -- that's the entire plot."
7.
Planet 51
Brian Miller
11/19/09 Moderate "Handsome doofus Chuck is a chip off the Buzz Lightyear block, but 'Planet 51' lacks the Pixar polish (particularly in its writing) -- still, it's not a bad knockoff."
8. 11/12/09 Very Good "Gerald Peary's loving tribute to American film criticism... This rapidly paced, breezily entertaining look at a mutating field evokes nostalgia for a time when movies really seemed to matter while somehow avoiding despair about its future."
9.
The Maid (La nana)
Scott Foundas
11/12/09 Outstanding "Neither a crude lampoon of domestic servitude nor a knee-jerk skewering of the bourgeoisie, the movie deftly shifts its point of view from downstairs to upstairs and back again, always keeping us off-balance..."
10.
Pirate Radio
Robert Wilonsky
11/12/09 Fair "...washes ashore with most of its better bits excised."
11.
The Box
J. Hoberman
11/06/09 Weak "The best thing about this movie is that its title keeps suggesting new self-reflexive metaphors -- like the tightly wound filmmaker's dogged attempt to think outside it."
12.
The Fourth Kind
Scott Foundas
11/05/09 Weak "A couple of modestly effective shocks lie in store, but none as frightening as the onscreen text informing us that some 11 million people claim to have seen a UFO."
13. 11/05/09 Fair "...all critical thinking aside, would you believe that George Clooney's latest production... is meant to be a comedy? Perhaps in 1967, and under the right pharmaceutical conditions, it might have seemed so..."
14. 11/05/09 Weak "Zemeckis has a tin ear for Dickens's grand moral melodramas, or just doesn't care much."
15. 10/29/09 Weak "...how many times can you really show Jackson dressing down the band, over and over again, for failing to correctly 'bathe in the moonlight'? Many, many times."
16.
Saw VI
Nick Pinkerton
10/29/09 Poor "...a bumblefuck involving a serial killer, Jigsaw (a thin-lipped Tobin Bell, now intoning from beyond the grave), who devises 'Fear Factor'/'Pit andthe Pendulum'-style deadly dilemmas for his victims."
17. 10/29/09 Good "...funniest when addressing a straight audience, making outlandish claims in favor of the free market and the benefits of unregulated catastrophe..."
18.
Act of God
Brian Miller
10/29/09 Fair "...a series of survivor accounts and philosophical meditations on lightning strikes... director Jennifer Baichwal's fizzled essay makes you yearn for the clarity of the Weather Channel."
19.
The Damned United
Chuck Wilson
10/22/09 Excellent "...terrific... screenwriter Peter Morgan and television director Tom Hooper use a series of elegantly staged flashbacks to trace Clough and Taylor's rapid rise to fame, and the hubris that led the former to stumble badly when he got to Leeds..."
20.
Amelia
Nick Pinkerton
10/22/09 Poor "Period details, from 1928 to 1937, are so clichéd that someone might as well announce onscreen, 'Gosh, these '20s certainly are Roaring!' "

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