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Horror thriller about five sorority sisters who attempt to cover up a murder they've committed, only to become the hunted prey of a mysterious killer themselves. Cast: Briana Evigan, Leah Pipes, Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, Audrina Patridge, Carrie Fisher Director: Stewart Hendler Release Date: September 11, 2009 DVD Release: February 23, 2010 From: Summit Entertainment Rating: R Length: 1 hr 41 min
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FEBRUARY 23, 2010

Sorority Row, Poor Reviews

Updated: Sat, Oct 13 2012, 01:54pm
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Sorority Row

Sorority Row played to poor reviews. • Jonathan Perry wrote in the Boston Globe, "The 'scary'’ moments are of the sneak-up-on-you-from-behind variety... apparently no one throws a light switch or gets smoke inhalation in a burning house anymore." • And Kevin Thomas wrote in the Los Angeles Times, "...unleashes an avalanche of kinetically staged chaos but the effect is a glum turnoff."  More Reviews Below...

Sorority Row
Positive Reviews
(12 Reviews, reviews below)
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23.2% 25.0% 26.6% 16.9% 25.0% 37.5% 27.0% 31.2% $12.0M
Averages: 51.7% 54.3% 51.9% 47.1% 45.9% 49.0% 49.7% 54.4%
* 23.2% positive reviews out of 100%

Reviews & Quotes (12)


BROAD NATIONAL PRESS (1 Review)

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NEW YORK/LOS ANGELES/CHICAGO/TORONTO (5 Reviews)

Stephen Holden, New York Times: POOR
"...an interminable mess of a film that juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots than it can handle and even manages to bundle the setup." (See all of Stephen Holden's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
441 words, 09/12/09

Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times: POOR
"...goes full blast from start to finish... it unleashes an avalanche of kinetically staged chaos but the effect is a glum turnoff." (See all of Kevin Thomas's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
344 words, 09/12/09

Michelle Orange, Village Voice/LA Weekly: POOR
"...botches its attempt to have it both ways: naked, bleeding cuties combined with 'final girl'-ish, butt-whipping empowerment." (See all of Michelle Orange's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
222 words, 09/16/09

Andrew Dowler, Toronto Now: GOOD (NOT GREAT) (cg)
"Hendler's slick moving camera keeps the pace quick and the mood edgy, even in the big party scenes, and his off-kilter timing makes the shock moments unpredictable." (See all of Andrew Dowler's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
182 words, 09/17/09

KEY CITIES (2 Reviews)

ALTERNATIVE/INDIE PRESS (5 Reviews)

Michelle Orange, Village Voice/LA Weekly: POOR
"...botches its attempt to have it both ways: naked, bleeding cuties combined with 'final girl'-ish, butt-whipping empowerment." (See all of Michelle Orange's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
222 words, 09/16/09

Tom Meek, Boston Phoenix: POOR (cg)
"...veers into inadvertent camp.... It's 'Scream' minus the wit and verve, with poor Carrie Fisher lost as the cantankerous house mother." (See all of Tom Meek's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
162 words, 09/17/09

Andrew Dowler, Toronto Now: GOOD (NOT GREAT) (cg)
"Hendler's slick moving camera keeps the pace quick and the mood edgy, even in the big party scenes, and his off-kilter timing makes the shock moments unpredictable."
(See all of Andrew Dowler's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
182 words, 09/17/09

HIGHBROW PRESS (2 Reviews)

Stephen Holden, New York Times: POOR
"...an interminable mess of a film that juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots than it can handle and even manages to bundle the setup." (See all of Stephen Holden's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
441 words, 09/12/09

Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times: POOR
"...goes full blast from start to finish... it unleashes an avalanche of kinetically staged chaos but the effect is a glum turnoff." (See all of Kevin Thomas's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
344 words, 09/12/09

MOVIE INDUSTRY (4 Reviews)

Russell Edwards, Daily Variety: MODERATE
"Pretty maids are assembled and bled in 'Sorority Row,' an average slasher pic that meanders indecisively between gore and gags." (See all of Russell Edwards's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
533 words, 09/09/09

Frank Scheck, Hollywood Reporter: MODERATE
"Nubile girls, scantily clad, bloodily dispatched. The perfect horror movie template." (See all of Frank Scheck's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
512 words, 09/11/09

Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times: POOR
"...goes full blast from start to finish... it unleashes an avalanche of kinetically staged chaos but the effect is a glum turnoff."
(See all of Kevin Thomas's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
344 words, 09/12/09

Stephen Holden, New York Times: POOR
"...an interminable mess of a film that juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots than it can handle and even manages to bundle the setup." (See all of Stephen Holden's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
441 words, 09/12/09
(cg) = based on the critic's grade

Review Mixture
18.1 Percentage Points Average Difference Between Reviews
(Norm is 18.4pp; <18.4pp = More Consistent; >18.4pp = More Mixed)
Sorority Row

Sorority Row's reviews are separated by an average 18.1 percentage points. The norm for this measure is 18.4 percentage points. Less than 18.4 indicates more consistent reviews; greater than 18.4 indicates more mixed reviews. In the chart below, each dot represents a review, with the dots at the top more positive than the dots at the bottom. From left to right, the dots represent reviews in big, bigger and biggest publications. Roll over each dot for more detail.

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Coverage, Volume & Length
Sorority Row

Coverage: Sorority Row's reviews cover 16.5% of potential readers (average is 67.9%). Volume: The film's reviews total 4,006 words in volume (average is 20,194 words). Length: The film's reviews average 334 words in length (the norm is 517 words).

Sorority Row
Coverage, Volume & Length
(12 Reviews, reviews below)
TotalBroad
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Coverage:
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16.5%
4,006
334
9.2%
127
127
17.9%
1,830
458
53.7%
1,004
201
38.5%
785
393
80.0%
1,830
458
36.7%
1,405
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9.1%
1,045
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$12.0M
Averages: 67.9%
20,194
517
65.9%
3,293
468
80.7%
10,360
518
82.0%
3,545
448
58.6%
2,460
626
85.2%
3,381
674
84.6%
5,870
497
73.2%
2,799
533
Opening Day Reviews
Reviews Broke 4 Days After Release (Norm is 1.2 Release)
Sorority Row

Sorority Row's reviews on average broke 4 days after opening. Norm for this measure is 1.2 hours before. The chart below shows reviews on opening day and the days before and after opening; the left side is earlier and the right side is later. The red bars extending above the horizontal mid-line represent more positive reviews, and the red bars extending below represent more negative reviews. The white space/red bar in the middle is Sorority Row's opening day. Click on any bar for a list of the reviews for that day.

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