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THE VIRGINITY HIT Movie Reviews
Comedy about a teenage boy whose quest to lose his virginity is broadcast on the internet by his friends. Cast: Zack Pearlman, Jacob Davich, Justin Kline, Krysta Rodriguez, Nicole Weaver Director: Huck Botko, Andrew Gurland Release Date: September 10, 2010 DVD Release: January 18, 2011 From: Sony Pictures Rating: R Length: 1 hr 26 min
Out On DVD
JANUARY 18, 2011

The Virginity Hit, Mixed Reviews Key Cities

Updated: Wed, Jun 6 2012, 06:06pm
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The Virginity Hit

The Virginity Hit played in key cities to mixed reviews. • Rene Rodriguez wrote in the Miami Herald, "The lead actors, mostly unknown, are utterly convincing as hormonal, mischief-prone teens, acting and speaking the way real adolescents do.... feels fresh and inventive." • And Ty Burr wrote in the Boston Globe, "...everyone in it is hateful..."  More Reviews Below...

The Virginity Hit
Positive Reviews
(25 Reviews, reviews below)
 Compare This Movie... 
TotalBroad
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B.O.
52.8% 67.1% 41.4% 62.7% 47.8% 45.8% 44.8% 40.0% $535K
Averages: 51.7% 54.3% 51.9% 47.1% 45.9% 49.0% 49.7% 54.4%
* 52.8% positive reviews out of 100%

Reviews & Quotes (25)


BROAD NATIONAL PRESS (2 Reviews)

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NEW YORK/LOS ANGELES/CHICAGO/TORONTO (8 Reviews)

Mike Hale, New York Times: GOOD (NOT GREAT)
"The camera settles down, the performances become more relaxed and believable, and several adult actors in supporting roles are given the time to make an impression..." (See all of Mike Hale's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
378 words, 09/17/10

Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times: POOR
"It all begins to feel like an aggressive sell job: 'These kids are funny -- we promise!' Alas, they're not: The boys come off mostly as crude, dopey louts... simply super bad." (See all of Robert Abele's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
251 words, 09/17/10

Kyle Smith, New York Post: GOOD (NOT GREAT) (cg)
"...a sometimes very funny mockumentary... does whip up some frothy chaos..." (See all of Kyle Smith's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
178 words, 09/10/10

Darel Jevens, Chicago Sun-Times: WEAK (cg)
"...disconcerting.... it doesn't help that the would-be comic set pieces -- involving inflatable dolls, pubic hair and a stuffy menswear store -- aren't all that funny." (See all of Darel Jevens's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
821 words, 09/17/10

Ernest Hardy, LA Weekly: MODERATE
"...wildly uneven, veering from flashes of inspiration to deadly dull lulls, from genuinely amusing bits to dead-on-arrival LOLZ." (See all of Ernest Hardy's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
225 words, 09/16/10

Peter Howell, Toronto Star: WEAK (cg)
"...a charmless, sadistic and utterly soulless attempt to make a real-life version of such cherry-popping teen comedies as 'Superbad,' 'Porky's' and 'American Pie'..." (See all of Peter Howell's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
485 words, 09/17/10

Stephen Cole, Toronto Globe & Mail: POOR (cg)
"Later, he's captured on camera with a hermaphrodite love doll. And so on. And so on. None of this is the least bit funny. Or in any way entertaining." (See all of Stephen Cole's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
464 words, 09/17/10

Andrew Dowler, Toronto Now: GOOD (NOT GREAT) (cg)
"...offers a slightly darker twist on the classic 'American Pie' theme of teenage boys losing their virginity." (See all of Andrew Dowler's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
248 words, 09/16/10

KEY CITIES (8 Reviews)

Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post: POOR (cg)
"...enough to give nightmares to almost anyone with a kid, and to make some of those who haven't spawned yet consider getting their tubes tied." (See all of Michael O'Sullivan's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
500 words, 09/17/10

Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel: GOOD (NOT GREAT) (cg)
"...this no-budget romp through teen New Orleans crosses the line and erases that line in a hell-bent pursuit of hell-bound laughs.... it's often funny as all get out." (See all of Roger Moore's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
576 words, 09/17/10

David Roark, Dallas Morning News: WEAK (cg)
"...it's supposed to be 'American Pie' for the YouTube generation.... crass, senseless and, consequently, void of humor." (See all of David Roark's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
340 words, 09/17/10

Ty Burr, Boston Globe: POOR (cg)
"...a thoroughly depressing teen farce in which Internet voyeurism has replaced human intimacy and where privacy is so 20th century.... everyone in it is hateful..." (See all of Ty Burr's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
508 words, 09/17/10

Clint O'Connor, Cleveland Plain-Dealer: POOR (cg)
"A fine idea, but it's betrayed by flimsy execution, clumsy characters, and a distinct lack of humor." (See all of Clint O'Connor's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
318 words, 09/24/10

Kevin C. Johnson, St. Louis Post-Dispatch: WEAK (cg)
"...a mockumentary that misses.... had it been filmed as a straightforward sex comedy, it could've been a riot." (See all of Kevin C. Johnson's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
195 words, 09/24/10

Steve Spears, St. Petersburg Times: VERY GOOD (cg)
"Given the shocking amount of nudity, sexual situations and drug use, it's a wonder 'The Virginity Hit' scored only an R rating." (See all of Steve Spears's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
461 words, 09/16/10

Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald: VERY GOOD (cg)
"The lead actors, mostly unknown, are utterly convincing as hormonal, mischief-prone teens, acting and speaking the way real adolescents do.... feels fresh and inventive." (See all of Rene Rodriguez's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
497 words, 09/17/10

ALTERNATIVE/INDIE PRESS (7 Reviews)

Ernest Hardy, LA Weekly: MODERATE
"...wildly uneven, veering from flashes of inspiration to deadly dull lulls, from genuinely amusing bits to dead-on-arrival LOLZ." (See all of Ernest Hardy's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
225 words, 09/16/10

Michael C. Walsh, Boston Phoenix: VERY GOOD (cg)
"...doesn't pander to clichés. There's no suave dork or sensitive jock. Rather, the high-school kids act like high-school kids -- relentlessly immature and all the better for it." (See all of Michael C. Walsh's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
137 words, 09/16/10

Nathan Rabin, AV Club: VERY GOOD (cg)
"Matt Bennett delivers a daring, sweet performance that almost single-handedly elevates 'The Virginity Hit' into a film that feels raw, painful, and real." (See all of Nathan Rabin's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
404 words, 09/10/10

John Gholson, Cinematical: GOOD
"Maybe the teen sex comedy isn't completely worn out after all. Maybe all it needed was a smidgen of emotional truth and some fresh-faced kids..." (See all of John Gholson's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
529 words, 09/10/10

Richard Larson, Slant: GOOD (NOT GREAT) (cg)
"...capitalizes on our culture's fascination with documenting the banal, successfully proving that voyeurism is alive and well -- and that it can also be a lot of fun." (See all of Richard Larson's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
551 words, 09/09/10

Andrew Dowler, Toronto Now: GOOD (NOT GREAT) (cg)
"...offers a slightly darker twist on the classic 'American Pie' theme of teenage boys losing their virginity."
(See all of Andrew Dowler's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
248 words, 09/16/10

MaryAnn Johanson, Flick Filosopher: POOR (cg)
"How can a film be about nothing but sex and yet be so powerfully unsexy? Everything that is wrong about how our culture looks at sex is encapsulated in this movie." (See all of MaryAnn Johanson's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
736 words, 09/22/10

HIGHBROW PRESS (2 Reviews)

Mike Hale, New York Times: GOOD (NOT GREAT)
"The camera settles down, the performances become more relaxed and believable, and several adult actors in supporting roles are given the time to make an impression..." (See all of Mike Hale's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
378 words, 09/17/10

Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times: POOR
"It all begins to feel like an aggressive sell job: 'These kids are funny -- we promise!' Alas, they're not: The boys come off mostly as crude, dopey louts... simply super bad." (See all of Robert Abele's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
251 words, 09/17/10

MOVIE INDUSTRY (4 Reviews)

Andrew Barker, Daily Variety: MODERATE
"Those with the stomach for 90 slapdash minutes of nonstop crudity and cruelty will be tickled... their elders will likely despair at these youngsters' lack of a moral center..." (See all of Andrew Barker's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
588 words, 09/09/10

Frank Scheck, Hollywood Reporter: MODERATE
"...partially successful.... the screenplay lacks the wit necessary to distinguish the film from the countless randy-teenager movies that have preceded it." (See all of Frank Scheck's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
379 words, 09/09/10

Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times: POOR
"It all begins to feel like an aggressive sell job: 'These kids are funny -- we promise!' Alas, they're not: The boys come off mostly as crude, dopey louts... simply super bad."
(See all of Robert Abele's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
251 words, 09/17/10

Mike Hale, New York Times: GOOD (NOT GREAT)
"The camera settles down, the performances become more relaxed and believable, and several adult actors in supporting roles are given the time to make an impression..." (See all of Mike Hale's reviews...) (Read the full review...)
378 words, 09/17/10
(cg) = based on the critic's grade

Review Mixture
22.9 Percentage Points Average Difference Between Reviews
(Norm is 18.4pp; <18.4pp = More Consistent; >18.4pp = More Mixed)
The Virginity Hit

The Virginity Hit's reviews are separated by an average 22.9 percentage points. The norm for this measure is 18.4 percentage points. Less than 18.4 indicates more consistent reviews; greater than 18.4 indicates more mixed reviews. In the chart below, each dot represents a review, with the dots at the top more positive than the dots at the bottom. From left to right, the dots represent reviews in big, bigger and biggest publications. Roll over each dot for more detail.

The Virginity Hit
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Coverage, Volume & Length

Coverage: The Virginity Hit's reviews cover 25.1% of potential readers (average is 67.9%). Volume: The film's reviews total 11,246 words in volume (average is 20,194 words). Length: The film's reviews average 450 words in length (the norm is 517 words).

The Virginity Hit
Coverage, Volume & Length
(25 Reviews, reviews below)
TotalBroad
National
Press
Local
News-
papers
Alter–
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Indie
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Movie
Industry
NY/LA
Chicago
Toronto
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B.O.
Coverage:
Volume:
Length:
25.1%
11,246
450
11.3%
1,477
739
56.6%
5,972
427
66.5%
2,830
404
29.7%
629
315
66.7%
1,596
399
61.7%
3,050
381
50.0%
3,395
424
$535K
Averages: 67.9%
20,194
517
65.9%
3,293
468
80.7%
10,360
518
82.0%
3,545
448
58.6%
2,460
626
85.2%
3,381
674
84.6%
5,870
497
73.2%
2,799
533
Opening Day Reviews
Reviews Broke 4 Days After Release (Norm is 1.2 Release)

The Virginity Hit's reviews on average broke 4 days after opening. Norm for this measure is 1.2 hours before. The chart below shows reviews on opening day and the days before and after opening; the left side is earlier and the right side is later. The red bars extending above the horizontal mid-line represent more positive reviews, and the red bars extending below represent more negative reviews. The white space/red bar in the middle is The Virginity Hit's opening day. Click on any bar for a list of the reviews for that day.

The Virginity Hit
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